Author: David Christopher Lane Publisher: The NEURAL SURFER Publication date: May 1997
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Justifying Why God Touches Young Cocks Or, Why Can God Pull a kid's pants down and fondle his Woody, whereas Park Ranger Bill would go to jail for doing EXACTLY the same thing? Subtitle: The Flaccidness of Condoning Dick Massaging Or, Hey, My guru is God so He can do strange things and get away with it. Whereas, you--Park Ranger, Elementary School Teacher, Weirdo Locker Room Hangeron--CAN'T because you don't claim to be Enlightened. Which translates as: Claim to be Enlightened and You Too Can Rub Young Dicks and Get Away with it. ------------------------------- We now have pro-Sai Baba devotees Admitting that Sai does indeed rub cocks (Divine Erection?) and occasionally indulges in "palming" objects (Divine Sleight of Hand?). ------------------------------------ Yet, some of these advocates will argue that there is a "purpose" for what the God-man does, but that us mere mortals (who don't make the claims of being enlightened) cannot fully comprehend. --------------------------------------------- Well, try this solution: Take GOD out of the EQUATION and see what possible motivations there are for Sai rubbing young boys' penises. ---------------------------------- The Koan of a Woody? ------------------------------------- I got an answer: the sound of one hand clapping is not as good as the feel of one hand CLASPING. ------------------------------------- My advice to Sai? Rub your own woody ---------------------------------------- and let the kids go out and play cricket ------------------------------------------ See the ongoing Sai Baba debate on the Neural Surfer http://weber.ucsd.edu/~dlane/point4.html (see the Guru Depository Section)
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