With a perfectly good "FOOD ROOM"at our "HOUSE",I dont know why we are "OUT SIDE",eating.But my "LOVE" said we were going to go "CAMPING",and here we are.
I am told by the other "GUYS",that they do this all the time,even with this "SNOW" on the ground.
There are other people here to,and some of them brought their "DOGS",and would you look at that,some one brought a "CAT".
Come on over "LITTLE KITTY",and we can play"TAG",for a while.Of course you can have a "DRINK",before we play.
And after you are done,we can play,but of course you know I am going to catch you.HE HE HE.
Where did my "LOVE" go? I can hear her "SINGING",but I cant see her.What is that she is saying? Is she asking for a "NEWSPAPER",well at least "JIM" knows,he is walking that way with some thing in his hand.
Well,I guess its time to go "HOME",as it is getting "DARK",and I am really tired.
My "LOVE",says she is "TIRED",and "DIRTY",and wants to hop in to the "TUB".She is looking very funny at me.I hope she don't think I am getting in that "TUB".
I am not "DIRTY",I have "LICKED" all my "PAWS",and even did my "TAIL",and I am perfectly clean.
She has really got her mind made up,here she comes with a :
I dont think I will want to go "CAMPING" again if it means all of this stuff.
Oh my goodness,it really got dark all of a sudden.My "LOVE" said we lost "ELECTRICITY",and we might as well go to "BED".
Now I don't mind going to "BED",but if she lost this thing,why dont she go look for it? I always go look for my "BALL",or "SOCK",when they are "LOST".
But really is "DARK",how is she going to find that "BED"?
Oh I see she has some "FIRE",in her hand.
This is where "CHARLIE" sleeps,he is a big old "FAT" dog and my "LOVE",says he takes up a lot of room on the "BED",and the "BED",is really small.
In the "BED",we have,"MOM","AUNT DAISEY",GRANDMA",of course me,and a noisey thing called a "RADIO".
Now I cant figure out why that "RADIO",is needed,it won't "PLAY" with me,even when I lick it,or slap at with my paw.
The funny thing is,I hear people "TALKING" all night,but altho I "BARK" to tell every one"WAKE UP WAKE UP",they dont even listen to me.except to say "SKEETER",go to sleep.
This is what that noisey thing looks like.If I had the chance,I could surely "SHUT" it up.
Well would you look at that!!! In the dark that darn old "CAT",snuck in to my "BED ROOM",and now I have to get "IT" out.
If only it would stay in one spot,I could get to "IT",but "IT",keeps jumping around,and I can't get a hold of "IT",
I guess my "LOVE",will have to do it.I am a "FAILURE".
This is where we all "SLEEP".It really is a lot bigger than it looks,I cant even "JUMP" on it.But then neither can "MOM".
She has never learned to "JUMP",and I will some day.because I am really a clever little "SKEETER".
These are "MY" pillows,and I won't share,even tho "MOM",tells me she was here first.We fuss about them,but I finally give in,because you know you are supposed to do what your "MOM" tells you to.
And I want to grow up,and be a good "DOG",so I mind my "MOM".(Most of the time).
My "LOVE",puts a lot of these "BLANKETS",neatly on the
"BED",but we always seem to put them all over the floor by morning.
Some of us even get to "SLEEP" on them,before my "LOVE",wakes up.
Well,I guess that is the end of my "STORY",I hope you really enjoyed it.And as I said before,Please sign my Guest Book,and if you want,you can apply for one of "MY AWARDS",if you meet my "REQUIREMENTS".
"GOODBY COME AGAIN".
One more thing before I go.I have to let all of you know one more thing:
