Maybe I run into so many people who are hostile just because they can't open their minds to the possibilities that sometimes the need to mess with their heads out weighs the millstone of humiliation.

(Squeeze)

WEEK OF AUGUST 30--SEPTEMBER 5

Sometimes the only response to an insane world is insanity.

(The Walk)

WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 6-12

You mean I'm NOT a pain in the ass to work with?

(Ghost in the Machine)

WEEK OF SEPTEMBER13-19

Whatever tape you found in the VCR isn't mine!

(Excelsius Dei)

WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 20-26

If my Miss Manners serves me right, that protrusion from his left cornea is a salad fork.

(Clyde Bruckman's...)

WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 27--OCTOBER 3

I didn't get his name, I was too busy getting my ass kicked!

(Nisei)

October 4-10

I just want you to point the gun at him...don't pull the trigger, it'll give away the game.

(731)

October 11-17

Scully, what are you wearing?

(War of the Corpophages)

October 18-24

I was hoping you could help me solve the mystery of the horny beast.

(Syzygy)

OK...SO I GOT BEHIND A LITTLE BIT!!!

January 10-16

I've often felt that dreams are the questions we haven't yet figured out how to ask.