"Feel free to throw stuff at it."
"Feel free to throw stuff at it."
1. They are SLOW!
2. They have low graphic capabilities!
3. There is a very low amount of games for the Mac! Usually, if you want a good game, you'll have to phone up some business, ask them to order it, then wait for the store to get the game, then spend a WHOLE LOT OF MONEY on it, for the shipping and handling, and delivery charges! But chances are the game won't even be out for the Mac!
4. They cost more! Like 1,000 dollars more than an IBM!
5. They are SLOW!
Therefore, I ask that A. The name Macintosh, is now called Crapintosh, B.
The name Apple, will be pernounced Crapple. And if possible, C.Abolish Macs
from the face of the earth, and burn anyone who whines about it.
somewhere on your page. To do so:
1. Right click on the button
2. Choose "Save As"
3. Save the image onto the most convienient directory (recomended: Desktop)
4. Then copy the HTML code of the image on your page.
Thank you!
questions? Please, e-mail me.
Q: How many MAC programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three halves and a whole. The first half to unscrew the light bulb. The second to drag the old bulb to the trash. The third half to formulate a strategy in replacing the light, and the whole to buy an IBM and change it a lot quicker.
Q: What is the difference between a MAC and an elephant? A: An elephant never forgets.
Q: What does a MAC and an elephant have in common?A: They're both big, bulky, slow, fat, and grey.
Q: A high performance MAC and and a high performance IBM are in a store display window. A customer walks into the store. Which one does he choose?
A:Trick Question! The There is no such thing as a high performance MAC.
Q: What's the difference between a MAC and a rock? A: About three IQ points.
Q: What does M.A.C.I.N.T.O.S.H. stand for? A: More Apple Computers are In Neptune Than On Shelves at Home.
Q: What do you get when you dissect a frog and remove its nervous system? A: Two MAC motherboards.
Q: What is the difference between a MAC and a shepard? A: The shepard has more RAM.
10. Paperweight
9. Laundry Basket
8. Laundry
7. Boat Anchor
6. Boxing Glove
5. Crash Test Dummy
4. Rock target
3. Bird Cage Liner
2. fire wood
1. Kitty Litter Box
10. Cheaper than using carpet
9. Baby keeps breaking his bib
8. In need of a good doorstop
7. The punching bag broke
6. Have a sudden urge to eat metal
5. Ran out of baseballs to hit
4. Ran out of baseball bases
3. Footstool is understuffed
2. Cheap present for someone you don't like
1. Toilet is flooded
10. Microwaving at McDonald's - Years of experiance of button pushing.
9. Designer of a battery operated battery changer - good for changing it's own batteries.
8. IBM home technician - checks to see if everything is plugged in.
7. Microsoft hardware designer - counts the number of pins at the end of the plugs.
6. Speedbump - cheaper than tar.
5. Golf ball manufacturer - used to working with computer chips that size.
4. Roasting marshmellows with a toothpick (and they wonder why they set their hands on fire.)
3. Designer of an underwater electrical socket.
2. Writing jokes about themselves to go on this web site.
1. Suicidal counselor - helps people realize they could be worse!
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