Homer J Simpson Sounds

• "This is a very sophisticated dowhacky...."

• "Just washing my fat hat honey."

• "My gastronomic capacity know no satiety."

• Homer talks to Billy Corrigan of the Smashing Pumpkins.

• Homer questions whether to kill Mr. Burns or not.

• Homer questions Lisa being a vegetarian.

• "Oh Lisa, you and your stories. Bart is vampire, beer kills braincells, etc."

• "Mmm...open face club sandwedge!"

• Homer gets his new identity of Mr. Thompson

• "...the lesson is, never try."

• "Oh my God!! Where did you find that brownie?"

• Homer tries to get Mister Burns letter.

• Weaseling is what separates us from the animals....except the weasel.

• Homer complains about Marge going to the Police Academy

• Homer buys illegal fireworks

• Homer gives Lisa advice and talks about hitting a ref with a whisky bottle.

• Homer talks to Selma on the phone.

• "In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

• Homer describes how a woman is like a beer.

• Cat burglar calls to Homer.

• Homer yells that Uter has bossoms.

• "You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

• Homer's version of the Flintstones(101kb)

• Homer proclaims he is invincible.(50kb)

• "mmm... I can feel 3 kinds of softener"(46kb)

• "mmm... 64 slices of American cheese"(49kb)

• "mmm... sacrilicious"(39kb)

• "I am so smart....S-M-R-T...I mean S-M-A-R-T"(132kb)

• Homer explains to Marge what cool is(87kb)

• Evil Homer song(224kb)

• Homer asks Marge if she's gassy.(108kb)

• Homer thinks the world's gone GAY!(37kb)

• "internet, eh?"(46kb)

• "everybody's makin' money off the internet but us"(122kb)

• "3 simple words: I am gay"(67kb)

• Homer's goes back to college(107kb)

• Homer thinks he's God(133kb)

• Homer's BBBQ(126kb)

• Homer uses a radar gun(240kb)

• Homer and Lisa rip on Radio Shack(60kb)

• Great Homer sound for starting computer(45kb)

• Homer sings I am the Champion(192kb)

• Homer cries over a burnt donut(116kb)

• Homer tries to turn Marge on(137kb)

• Homer gets cursed food(168kb)

• "And if that doesn't work. Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn."(219kb)

• "stupid TV. Be more funny!"(97kb)

• Homer talks about the Planet of the Apes(321kb)

• "Your daddy and his daddy are involved in a very sticky, nutty, chewy.......put it away boy! situation"(168kb)

• "In America, first you get da sugar, then you get da power, then you get da women"(77kb)

• Homer plays poker with James Bond(coming soon!)

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