• Apu sings Sgt. Pepper. (74.7 kb)

• "All done. If you survive, please come again." (60.7 kb)

• "This is not as hot a party as I anticipated." (28.1 kb)

• "OOh, they used nylon rope this time. It feels so smooth against my skin....almost sensous." (56.8 kb)

• "Please do not offer my god a peanut." (19 kb)

• "I will not lie to you. At this job, you will be shot at." (37.8 kb)

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Barney

• The Barney belch.

• Barney tells Homer he went too far.

• Barney's heart stops.

• "Wow, that's classic compulsive behavior."(18kb)

• "Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me, get it off me!"(36kb)

The Flanders

• "My freakin' ears."

• Flanders Reunion

• Ned loses it(142kb)

• The Ned Flanders Song(34kb)

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Professor FRINK!

• Warns of death(98.5kb)

• The Prof. Frink noise.

• The Prof. Frink SONG!! (106 kb)

• "Good morning, ma'am. Good afternoon, sir. It passed noon while I was speaking, so that was technically accurate."(64.5 kb)

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Moe

• "Alright, if you guys are gettin' high off them fumes, I'm gonna have to charge ya."

• "When I get a hold on you, I'm gonna use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brain."

• "Amanda Huggin Kiss...why can't I find Amanda Huggin Kiss..."

• Moe takes a lie detector test.(hysterical)

• Moe warns Flanders about him reading to the homeless.

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Krusty the Clown

• Krusty: "Uh, I could pull a better cartoon outta my as.....hey kids!"

• Krusty: "Now why do they call this a 'urine monkey'? Oh, I just found out."(141 kb)

Others

• "Whoa, whoa. A fat sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies."(59kb)

• Bee guy: "Ay yay yay, no me guesta!"

• Carl: "Aw, nuts."(23kb)

• Grandpa Simpson mistakes love for a stroke(188kb)

• Grandpa complains about Homer burying him naked(143kb)

• Sideshow Mel: "Everyone's always kissing your ass. Well, I'm not afraid to tell you you're a BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP."(162 kb)

• Troy McClure: "Hi, I'm Troy McClure, and now, let's get to what we all came here for.....hard core nudity!"

• Troy McClure: "Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from..."

• Snake: "Oh no. Beta."

• Snake: "Time for a crimespree."

• Quimby: "Nobody makes a fool outta Diamond Joe Quimby!"

• Quimby talking to Spok.

• Nelson's laugh.

• Nelson: "The thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned. Uh, uh, so anyway, I kicked the guys ass.... Now if the berries are TOO tart, I just dusted them with confectionary sugar."(155 kb)

• Hans Moleman

• Hans: "That's not a knife, that's a knife."

• Lionel Hutz: "Uh oh, we've drawn Judge Snider."

Marge: "Is that bad?"

Hutz: "Well, he's had it in for me since I kinda ran over his dog."

Marge: "You did?"

Hutz: "Well, replace the word kinda with repeatedly and the word dog with son."(165 kb)

• Lionel Hutz asks for a mistrial.

• Reverend Lovejoy talks about religion(130kb)

• Kent Brockman interviewing a man with the hiccups for 40 years.

• Sailor: "Arr, 'tis no man. 'tis an eating machine."

• Sailor: "Arr, shut up, I know what I'm doing."

• Martin proclaims himself queen of summertime.

• Martin: "Here's a tip. Put a pinch of sage in your boots..."

• Skinner: "Well, Edna, for a school with no Asian kids, I think we put on a pretty good darn science fair."

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• "The knee bone's connnected to the something, the something's connected to the red thing, the red thing's connected to my wrist watch. Uh oh!"