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Ralph Wiggum

• Ralph plays the flute with his nose.

• "Me fail English? That's unpossible."

• "Do we get to do illustrations?"

• "So the doctor said I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if I kept my fingers out of there."

• "When I graduate. I'm going to Bovine University!"(25kb)

• "Help! He's touching my special area."(144kb)

• "I found a moonrock in my nose."(54kb)

• "Hi, Lisa! We're going to be in a pie!"(28kb)

• "I ate all my caps...ooh!"(29kb)

• "Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder."(34kb)

• "My cats breath smells like cat food."(23kb)

• "Mister Simpson, the tar fumes are making me dizzy."(57kb)

Chief Wiggum and the Police

• Explosion at the Simpsons house.

• Chief Wiggum on Greek food.

• Wiggum: "Look at all them hotpants."

• Wiggum gives his wallet to the "wallet inspector".

• Wiggum learns about the bad effects of too much TV.

• He talks about becoming a police officer(74kb)

• Chief Wiggum at the scene of Krusty's plane crash(91kb)

• Wiggum learns the dangers of TV viewing(206kb)

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This page last updated on: December 03, 1999 03:07 PM