I know how rough the transition between high school and college can be. So many applications to fill out...the memorization of your social security number...the overwhelming fear of failing miserably and having to admit to your sexy, sexy mother that "Yes, I do suck." And right here, right now one of our own is going through those tough times. Because I want to make life easier for our man [crux], I have graciously offered to write his Yale essay for him. SO HERE I GO!

[2 YALE, LUV 4EVA, CRUX]

Hello Yale, my name is [crux] and you want to know about an activity and you want it in 500 words and mostly four letter words if what Perdedor tells me is correct. Ok. When I grow up, I do not want [15,000 Chiisuta clones] to eat their way out of my belly. That is an activity I do not like (liked activities include big [bong hits], drinking and, of course, going to Yale). Now, in today’s strange economy it seems that food costs money, and moneys costs a job and a job costs an education which costs money. Food is the solution to many problems, but money is more. Money to buy food, specifically. Food so that I can feed fifteen thousand (I LUV [YALE]) clones of this girl who I think is an [alien].

It all began one day a long time ago, but not before I turned 18 (if you catch my drift), when I was having a civilized drink with [Chiisuta] and we were discussing the latest polo scores. I had just been remarking on how [Haversham’s new whacker was just not bringing in the doolies] when she, out of nowhere, good God, put forth [a screaming dripping tentacle], touched my forehead (LET ME INTO [YALE] FREE) and then announced that I was carrying her "love child." ([that didn't feel like love it felt like hate!!]) Needless to say, polo match forgotten, I ran to my nearest gynecologist and had an ultrasound done. And what did I see but fifteen thousand tiny blond chicks whirling around like dervishes in my bowels!

To sum up, I love Yale so much that my anus bleeds happy tears, and I need college for a job [for to not be dead] because the babies will consume my living flesh. GO YALE! Oh yeah, Modern Youth 4 Life!!!!!!

[golem]: trunkbutt is so clean it's like your beaming up into space.
[golem]: i love you. you made me feel like the reason you never comment anything because i heard you like trunkbutt?
[golem]: you must realize that chiisuta is the tits.
[golem]: trunkbutt is a goddamn mystery.
[golem]: chiisuta inverses my tachyon pulse.
[golem]: trunkbutt is a fucking genius, man! he totally saved all those motherfuckers, like, a bunch of nerds.
[golem] Chiisuta: i wouldn't touch her with my e-mail address tacked at the bottom of this picture of my youth.
[golem] a buncha potheads in pismo are. all we ate was ceral...we were very regular. we cut out "post premium" but then we won, and now there's no f in the a.
[golem] trunkbutt has thick node.

[Chiisuta]: golem what is good about trunkbutt?
[golem] Chiisuta: chiisuta is trunkbutt.

[Jurph] Live Chi on Chi action... and look at the crest: it's definitely a sexual display

by [grundoon]:
[Chiisuta], her tongue eloquent
She taunted us all with her scent
She was such a tease
Brought E2 to it's knees
and dragged [bones] away, thus content.

by [cow of doom]:
there once was a [ninja] named tang
who was head of a powerful gang
but the noders prevailed
and he was impaled
on [chiisuta's gargantuan wang]

by [Briiiiian]:
Chiisuta is known to go down
a penny an inch around town
and then she met me
considered her fee
and now you pay by the pound

by [donfreenut]:
Chiisuta's a bawdy young lassy
& ribald & naughty & sassy
with verses of blue
and metaphor true
she proves to us all she's not classy

by [cahla]:
chiisuta, damn that girl's got wang
her cock is so large you know she can hang
some think her butt is a bit trunked
but me, nah... that ass is all funk
it's makes me want to scream... SHEBANG!

by [Infinite Burn]:
There once was a chick called Chiisuta
who was all kinds of fabulous lewd-a
each day she would belch
and make jokes about felch
and her equally fabulous trunk-boot'a

by [sighmoan]:
[The Giant Stoned Monkey of Yap]
For [chiisuta's gargantuan wang|Chiisuta's great wang] set a trap
He said of her dong
"It's as wide as it's long
What a feather to fix in my cap!"

by [ModernAngel]:
There was a fair lass named Chiisuta
Who got off on riding a scootah
With her skirt in the air
Flashing her derriere
But her enormous wang was far cutah!

something different by [witchiepoo]:
Chiisuta Chiisuta
the heart of a Buddha
the soul of a poet on crack
a silly rapscallion
with the wang of a stallion
Bright mind and frantapulous rack.

by [Chris-O]:
chiisuta want`ed to deflower
yon virgin what lived in the tower
she shot up her wang
the virgin went "dang"
and fainted with awe at its power

by [jaubertmoniker]:
There once was a girl named Chiisuter
Who wish'd the young men would include 'er
So she rose up and sang
in praise of her wang
(E'en the menfolk were glad she weren't neutered)

by [vilk]:
There once was a man from Iran
Who came upon Chiisuta's wang
On the ground it was spilt
With no tinge of guilt
And so scared was the man that he ran