Part V Ratislav left the briefing and headed for the shooting range on the recreation deck. He stepped in to find the range totally empty, there wasn't even a noncom to watch over the ensigns or petty officers who came in. He found this a little odd but ignored it, and grabbed a pair of headphones from the rack near the door. Taking a booth in the middle of the range he loaded his pistol and hung a target on the line and set the distance for ten meters. Turning his head from side to side and spreading his feet, he put out his left arm holding the gun, and put his right hand under the butt. Breathing slowly, he relaxed until he exhaled again, and then fired shot after shot until he emptied the clip. Stopping to take the headphones off, he turned the knob to reel the target back in. Looking at it he saw a good set in the dime group, this was the second circle out from the bull's eye. Except for one shot on the line of the bulls eye and two or three off the lines of the sheet, he had put two thirds of his clip into the dime group. Not bad for a guy who hadn't fired a pistol since training, and before that not since he was just a kid. Ratislav went through five more clips and was just checking the last target when he heard a thump behind him. Spinning around he saw a pirate pulling the body of the sergeant out of a closet. Ratislav realized the pirate must have thought he had left when the shooting had stopped. He raised his gun to shoot the pirate and the click of an empty gun were as much a surprise to him as the sound of a gun was to the pirate. The pirate spun around, giving Ratislav his first good look at him. The pirate was Nordic looking with blond hair and fair skin, he was well built, but seemed to lack the mass a man of his size should have. The two stared at each other for what seemed like an eternity, waiting for the other to make the first move. Ratislav smiled and watched as the pirate crouched into a fighting stance. "You know, I guess saying that you're under arrest would be pointless. Surrender is also probably out of the question, so let's go. I should warn you though, I have a horrible sense of humor, and little sense of style what so ever." He dropped the gun and the headphones, and shifted his feet. "Oh, yeah and the last time I got into a fight with someone as ugly as you I killed them." The pirate screamed and charged the five meters that separated the two, Ratislav sighed and rolled backwards grabbing the stranger by the shoulders. Putting his foot in the pirates stomach he heaved him over his head and through one of the booth walls. Spinning around he saw the pirate leap up and circle in more warily this time. "You know you have the same problem I have. You can't seem to control your anger. By the way I must ask what is your name?" Ratislav winked before lashing out with a foot to the pirates knee, and then put an elbow into the pirates faces, causing an explosion of blood. "My name is Miasnik." The pirate put his hand to his face to wipe the blood off of is face. "You will die." "You know I seem to get that a lot. It is nice to meet you, 'butcher.' That is what your name means. Funny thought, the butcher being killed by glory. That's my name, Ratislav, it means fight for glory." Miasnik caught him off guard with a roundhouse that hit Ratislav in the gut, sending him sliding along the floor right past his gun. Ratislav rolled into a crouch with the gun in one hand. Miasnik smiled. "Nice try, but you and I both know that gun won't help. It's not loaded, and you don't have the time to load it. What are you gonna do hit me with it?" Ratislav's eye brows knitted together and he frowned at the pirate. "Throw it at you? Of course not, that just isn't sporting." Ratislav threw the gun just over the pirate's shoulder, which made Miasnik drop to one knee. In that position he couldn't roll away as Ratislav charged up and put one foot on his out stretched leg and jumped over him. Ratislav stomped on the leg Miasnik had supporting himself and grabbed him by the head with both hands. Pausing only to focus for a second, he tightened his muscles and snapped Miasnik's neck. Rifling through the pirate's pockets, he found no identification, not a surprise from a pirate, but he did find several schematics of the ship and a small box. Dropping the box and schematics into his pocket, he took a bag used to collect empty pistol clips and pushed the pirate inside. Making no one else was around he tossed the bag over his shoulder and ran down to his room, dropping the body inside he ran back up to the shooting range. Inside he found the sergeant just starting to come around, helping the man to his feet, he grabbed his pistol and dropped it into his holster. "You all right there sergeant?" "Oh, my head hurts. What the hell, happened to me?" "I think you must have slipped or something. Looks like your having a rough day." "Damn, all I remember is hitting my head and then it all went black. I guess I must have slipped, I must be working to hard." "Ain't that the truth. You ought to be more careful." Ratislav helped the sergeant to his seat and then went back to his room and called up Hobbes on the intercom. When Hobbes got to Ratislav's quarters, he had put the body in his private head, that each officer had. Hobbes walked into the room and looked around wondered what all the hurry was when Ratislav had called him out of a perfectly good shower. "Well, what is it you want, O'Muirdagh? This better not be something that couldn't have waited until at least tomorrow." Hobbes was not very please to receive nasty intercom calls at odd hours of the night from his subordinate officers. "Yes, sir, this is serious. I was practicing on the range when I ran into a little trouble." "You called me here because your gun jammed on the shooting range and you need me to fix it at 2030 hours at night? You will spend the next week cleaning the outside of this ship in your e-frame for this one." Hobbes flexed his hands to keep from punching Ratislav right then and there. Ratislav looked shocked and moved towards the head. "Oh, no sir. I got something in the bathroom you should see in the head sir." "What, is your toilet clogged?" Hobbes was getting annoyed now, and the sarcasm was beginning too show. "No, sir. I'd think of it more as a very large rodent. Take a look," he said holding the door open for Hobbes to step inside. Hobbes looked inside and froze. "Oh. That's a pretty big rat, too." Hobbes looked down at the dead pirate, and only one thought came to mind. He was thinking that the academy really didn't cover this sort of thing, sure it was all good to say you went to the academy to get the slot you wanted. The problem was the academy never got around to giving you the knowledge to deal with whatever sort of weird situation that cropped up aboard a ship of war. Situations like an enemy corpse in a subordinate officer's quarters, and what should be done to relieve such a situation. "What should we do, sir? We can't report this to the captain he'll have a fit. We have to just get rid of the body fast and make sure there aren't any more pirates aboard." "You're right, O'Muirdagh. All right, we have to keep the body on ice until we have a chance too dump it. Go to the kitchen and ask Lieutenant Macchia if we can keep something in his freezer for a couple of days. Be sure to tell him that there can not be anyone else in the kitchen when we bring it in." And so later that day Hobbes and Ratislav walked into the ships kitchen carrying a large sack between them. Lieutenant Cookie Macchia stood back out of the way of the two flight officers, as they stumbled through the kitchen towards the walk in freezer. Cookie was leaning against a stove top, arms crossed over his chest, frowning at the size of the sack the two men were carrying. "Just what is it you two got there, that's so damned important. Emptying my kitchen, moving all my staff out, all for some sack." Cookie was more than a little annoyed with these two but he couldn't think of any way he could get away with mouthing off to a superior officer like Hobbes. Hobbes and O'Muirdagh stopped and put down the sack in the freezer, and turned back towards Cookie. "I will ignore your tone, Lieutenant. So why don't you just come on I here and take a look." Hobbes bent down to pull down the zipper to the sack, revealing the corpse of the dead pirate. "No shit. Where did you two find that guy? I mean we didn't just open up the hangar bay and yell 'free weapons,' did we?" "O'Muirdagh here found him in the shooting range up on the recreation deck. We are keeping him in here because we can't have this body stinking up the whole ship. When the time is right we will dump him out the hangar and into the path of the engines, which will vaporize him. We can't do this now, because the jump troops are running through maneuvers. In the mean time we can't tell the captain because that would mean that we would have to explain why he was not informed right away of intruder aboard this ship." "So you get a slap on the wrist for not letting the captain know right away. What's so bad about that?" Hobbes looked around the kitchen and then moved the sack deeper into the freezer and put it behind several crates of various food stuffs. He sealed the sack again and slapped a lock on the opening. Then he stood and turned back to Cookie. "The problem is that in all likely hood, what we have here is two or probably more suicide bombers. These bombers were put onboard for a specific reason, more than likely to disable this ship to the point where more pirates can board and pillage her. If we alert the captain now, the pirates will go to plan 'B.'" Cookie was confused, where the hell had plan 'b' come from. "What's plan 'b'?" "That's where the pirates hit the weak spots, and blow this ship always the way back to Earth. Then anything they find will probably be the crew going home in a box." "So what do we do? We can't just let these pirates go running around the ship." "'We,' there is no we. You don't let anybody see this body. Somebody sees it and this whole plan goes to waste. O'Muirdagh and I, and maybe some other members from Gamma Squad will figure out how to take care of the other pirates." Ratislav went to his quarters and was on his way to Hobbes' quarters, when he heard a scream coming from the mag-lev. Running up he saw, Dr. Rhodes leaning over the edge to stare down the shaft. Coming to a stop he took a quick look down before turning to the doctor. "What was that scream?" Karen spun around to look at Ratislav, eyes wide open. "It's Lieutenant Hobbes, I was talking to him while he was waiting for the mag-lev. The doors opened and he stepped through without looking. The carriage wasn't even there, I don't know what happened." "All right. I'm gonna go back too my quarters and get some things. I need you to get Lieutenant Macchia, up here as fast as you can. Tell him we found the other rat, and we need his help." Ratislav looked up and down the hall. "And get Lieutenant Commander O'Bannon from S-2, she's an old friend of mine. Tell her that I may have a possible situation, and she should really be here. The last thing I have to say is that you do not tell any one else, no matter what goes on today, this never happened, and the only time we ever met, was the time I stopped into the medical bay." It was a little cold, but Ratislav knew he had to hurry, the Lieutenant had known perfectly well the mag-lev wouldn't be there. He had made an act of it was to make the doctor believe it was an accident, the trick being where the carriage was when the doors opened. Running back to his room, he rifled through his things until he came up with a length of a rope and a good pair of work gloves. He kept wandering until he grabbed the rod for the shower curtains from the bathroom and ran back to the elevator. By the time he got there, both Cookie and Lt. Commander O'Bannon, were waiting at the doors with Dr. Rhodes. "Hi, Sarah long time, no see. Or should I call you Lieutenant Commander, now?" O'Bannon smiled at Ratislav and leaned out into the shaft. "I've known you too long to have you start that sort of shit with me. So what sort of situation have we got?" "Looks like a raging rodent akuso with torpedoes at hand. Why don't you take Karen here," Ratislav smiling at her and directing her towards O'Bannon. "And explain the rules that go along with De Chelonian Mobile." Cookie and Karen both looked at Ratislav in confusion. Neither had any clue just what the hell he was saying, because it didn't make a damn bit of sense. "All right, but if you can't take care of this, there will be shit to pay and the bill is not going to land in my lap. I'll explain the rules to Karen, you do your thing." With that, Sarah directed Karen down the hall, away from Cookie and Ratislav who began making preparations. Cookie looked at Ratislav with a very special look he reserved only for those assistant who pulled the seriously dumb stunts in the kitchen. "All right, Lieutenant would you care to explain that last bit about the rodents and the torpedoes?" Ratislav smiled at cookie while he put down the rope and opened the curtain rod across the opening for the mag-lev. He set the rod on the floor, before tying the rope to the rod and getting out his gloves. "Well, Lieutenant, a raging akuso, mean there are pirates aboard the ship. The torpedoes and the rodent part mean that we have killed at least one pirate and that the remainder may have special plans. Special plans referring to the remaining pirates possibly going suicidal and blowing the ship to kingdom come." "And that mobile line? What the hell was that." "De Chelonian Mobile. That means, 'the turtle moves'. I can't let you in on that one without O'Bannon's okay." Ratislav had the gloves on and was running the ropes through several carabiners he had stuck onto his flight suit. He looked up to see Karen and Sarah coming back down the hall towards the mag-lev. "You all set there, O'Muirdagh?" "Yes, Ma'am. I'm on my way." Ratislav checked the lines one last time and then jumped into the shaft without a warning. Karen screamed again and all three rushed to the edge of the shaft. Cookie looked at the swiftly disappearing shape in the shaft, and the looked at Sarah. "Where the hell, did you find this guy?" Sarah smiled and said, "He's from Cuba." Cookie smiled and turned to look down the shaft again. End Part V