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T h e E x o t i c S m e l l i n g B u t t m o n k e y
Welcome. I am proffessor Seemore Butts. This page is dedicated to the study of the exotic
smelling buttmonkey. So tune in next week, and we shall be going into the heart of the tropical
African rainforest to bring back exclusive, live footage of the exotic smelling buttmonkey.
I'd like to add that the exotic smelling buttmonkey is as real as any of your mythical creatures,
such as Bigfoot, and the Abominable Snowman. But, of course, there is a small price to pay.
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