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Magic Shadow Shapes
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A Classroom Fantasy



Yes, I know my homework’s due;
It was stolen by a Martian crew.
Stolen by a Martian crew

Their death-ray turned my books to slime.
If you’ll just explain it one more time,
I’ll remember! I’ll pay attention!
Ask me a question. I know the answer.

Five plus nine is twenty-two
(If you count the way Venusians do.)
And twenty-four plus seventeen —
Uh, you carry the eleventeen...
I remember! I paid attention!
Ask me a question. I know the answer.

The answer’s either twenty-nine,
Or the second bride of Frankenstein.
You multiply the product by
The one you purchased last July.
I remember! I paid attention!
I know the answer....
What was the question?

Excerpt of a parody from
Bob Kanefsky's Songworm Site
Teacher





5 + 9



I recall it was Dracula
Who won the war on Canada,
And bubblegum and marzipan
Are the exports of Afghanistan.
I remember! I paid attention!
Ask me a question. I know the answer.

What was the question?

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