Lynx? No. LINKS

***Under construction. Heavily under construction.***

Sony's Wild Things - Sony runs a private primate shelter in Nevada, and her page (which is also under construction) has a very comprehensive list of articles, news, advice, and other information.

Monkey Maddness - Run by Robin Sloan, a page choc full of information, as well as a referral service for shelters.

The Monkey Care Site - Run by Johan Mommens, it has a ton of statistical information on monkey needs.

The Simian Society of America, publishers of The Primate Care Handbook, a MUST HAVE for anyone thinking of primate ownership. They also publish a quarterly 'update' to the Guide, as well as a realistic brochure entitled, "So you think you want a monkey?"

General care/preparation

This is a page with some general information about the care requirements of primates. There will soon be links to pages with more specific information. I would like to note, I do not advocate primates as 'pets', but since they are out there, I hope the information will help owners to meet their specialized needs and requirements. I do not think primate ownership is something that should be undertaken lightly. This page is strictly advice, from my perspective, and I warn you now that I am an opinionated person. You, or others, may not agree with what I am writing. I do advocate looking at other sites, talking to other primate owners, shelters, and rescues to obtain information. I also advocate forming your own opinion after you have read up and researched the subject.

Primate ownership is a very heated subject in the exotic pet world. Most people who own, or rather, are owned by, primates are often discouraging on the idea of primates as pets. Most people who want primates don't take the time to find out WHY the other owners are discouraging. Primate ownership is not something one should go into with misconceptions, and there are a lot of misconceptions out there. Primate ownership should be a lifetime commitment, like having a human baby, but unfortunately, it doesn't often happen that way. Let's start with the misconceptions, shall we?

Common Misconceptions.

It's just like a human baby!
It won't happen like that with MINE!
If I neuter/spay or remove it's teeth, it won't get aggressive.
You can train them.

Some common reasons people want primates, and my opinions on them:

"I can't have kids/my kids are grown/I want a baby."
"They're so cute!"
"I saw one on TV and it was so neat!"
"I've always wanted a monkey!"

General outlines of care requirements:

Infants
Juvenile
Geriatric

"It's just like a human baby!"

A primate infant does indeed act like a human baby. They're small and cute and helpless and totally dependant on 'mom' for protection. Primates do not stay in the 'cute and helpless' stage for very long. When infants, they love to be held.. in fact, their primate mother would never put them down in the wild for fear a predator would get the baby. They don't mind wearing diapers or baby clothes, they like to be preened and held and go for rides or walks. As they mature, they're very much like human children.. they get into everything, they destroy the house, they throw tantrums, they refuse to wear clothes or diapers, they don't want to be held, and then they hit the rebellious 'teenage' years. Upon reaching sexual maturity.. 'puberty', if you will, the primate begins to try and assert it's place in the 'troop', and this can often mean threatening or outright attacking smaller or weaker members such as human children, household pets, and quite often, the person who was 'mommy' or 'daddy'. They're not doing this because they 'hate' you.. this is just normal behaviour for primates in the wild, and they're reacting to their instincts. THERE IS NO WAY TO TRAIN THIS OUT OF THEM. Even if you bottle raised that primate from an infant, cared for it properly, lavished love and attention on it.. the day will come when it wants to find it's 'place' in the troop. At best, you will get a threat display, at worst, your lovable little 'baby' will turn into a frenzied, furious ball of teeth and agility, and you will get attacked. The attacks are frightening, and they can happen in an instant. Again, they don't do it to be 'mean', or because they 'hate' you. This is inborn primate behaviour. This is the main difference between primates and human children.. You can explain to a human child why it's behaviour is unacceptable, you can assign a consequence to the action, and eventually the child's behaviour will modify. You cannot explain to a primate why it's behaviour is unacceptable. These are instincts they are born with. Assigning a consequence will do no good, and in fact, may harm your relationship with the primate. 'Spanking' or even the 'Macaque Hold And Yell' are maneuvers of aggression.. and will be seen as such by your primate. Your primate will not understand, it will not link your aggression to it's behaviour, and you have no way to tell it so in any way that it will understand. You will only confuse the primate, and potentially break it's trust in you. NOTE: I am of the personal opinion that one should never strike or physically punish /any/ animal. I believe aggression only breeds aggression. My views on this are definately biased.

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Things will be different with MY primate! That won't happen!"

Yes, as a matter of fact, it probably will. You can take the monkey out of the forest, but you can't take the instinct out of the monkey. Most primates are troop animals, they're used to living in large groups of their breed, and in that group, they establish a pecking order. When you take an infant primate home, bottle raise it, treat it like a baby.. your family, your pets, your friends, become it's troop. And it will try to establish a pecking order the only way it knows how. Strangers coming into the house will be treated like a strange monkey approaching the troop.. it will be threatened, and if it does not leave, attacked. Children and other small things, such as pets, will be seen as peers, and they will be the first to be threatened or attacked. This is the reason why the majority of primate sites say 'DO NOT GET A PRIMATE IF YOU INTEND TO GET MARRIED, HAVE CHILDREN, ETC'. Any new addition to the established 'troop' will be seen as a 'stranger' and treated as such. There will probably come a day when your 'beloved little baby' will get in someone's face and possibly bite them. That 'baby' may even pull a full fledged attack and put someone, possibly you, in the hospital. The only things you can do to prevent it are either not bring the monkey home to begin with, or put it in a situation where it cannot do that, ie a troop situation with other monkeys and little human contact. Things you can do when it happens: you can try to adjust to life with an adult primate, see if you can work around the behaviours.. some people have done this with varying degrees of success, or relegate the primate to a habitat with other monkeys and interact with it through the cage.

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If I neuter/spay or remove it's teeth, it won't get aggressive or bite.

Do not pass GO, do not collect $200. Neutering/spaying is a controversial topic, as are teeth removal, and neither has been proven to be effective. Certainly, there are cases where the alterations have lessened the aggression or the effectiveness of the aggression.. but there have been even more cases where the alteration caused no change in the behaviours whatsoever. Neuter/spay can cause all sorts of havoc, because it forever changes the internal balance of hormones. It can cause growth problems, bone decalcification, hormonal imbalances, and other neurotic behaviours. If you do it to early, you can wind up with expensive medical problems later in life. If you do it too late, the primate has already learned a behaviour and the hormone change won't prevent it from continuing that behaviour. Also, neuter/spay WILL NOT STOP a monkey's 'unpolite' habits such as masturbating, or playing with urinal or anal openings, or 'mountings'. Most of these behaviours are provoked by social instincts, or boredom. On the subject of teeth removal: Again, it's controversial. In my not so humble opinion, I find even the thought of such a procedure repugnant. Pulling an animals teeth won't prevent it from biting, or from that bite hurting, it'll just lessen the damage. Again, in my not so humble opinion, if the animal bites you continuously, the human should look into changing their relationship with the primate, not removing the primate's teeth. I can see the justification for removing the canines, because those do the most damage, but I do not see any reason to pull all or all of the front of a primate's teeth. This may be because I've never been on the receiving end of an attack.. but I would never be, because I would not choose to own a primate capable of causing such damage in the first place. I, personally, would rather not own a primate than own one and be put in the situation where I would even have to consider pulling it's teeth out. But that's just me.

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"If I get a primate, I can train it!"

To train a primate, or any animal, takes enormous time and dedication. You need to schedule a routine, and then never break it. It takes time and repitition, and with primates, you're dealing with an intelligent creature that will get distracted or bored. Again, in my not so humble opinion, if you want to train it to do 'tricks', you should hire a professional animal trainer who has experience with your primate breed. If you think, by 'train', that you can curb or remove some unpleasant behaviour your primate may have.. think again. Very few primates can or will be potty trained. They'll wear diapers when they're babies, but very few of them will tolerate diapers when they're older. Most of them won't go back into their cage to go potty. They'll go wherever they happen to be, whether that's on the floor, on furniture, or on your head or shoulders. They'll walk in the potty, they'll pick it up to investigate it, they'll smear it, they'll throw it, they may even eat it. There's not much you can do except make sure everything in their rooms/cages/enclosures is washable. They'll also pick their nose, smear it, flick it, eat it.. or play with urine or anal openings. They may get erections or masturbate or attempt to mount a stuffed toy, another primate, or YOUR leg or hand. Again, this is normal primate behaviour and if you attempt to 'punish' it, you will only confuse your primate.

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"I can't have kids/my kids are grown/I want a baby."

This is probably the second most common reason I've seen people wanting primates. The first reason being, of course, "They're so cute." This reason is not, in my opinion, a good reason to get a primate. If you want a human child, my suggestion would be to look into adoption or foster care situations. Primates don't grow up to be human children, they grow up to be monkeys, and unless you want an adult primate, I do not find this an acceptable reason to bring one into your life. The primate will not stay a sweet, cuddly baby, although many people think it will. It will, as all animals and humans do, grow up and want some form of independence. If you are looking for a 'pet' that will like to be held and cuddled and babied throughout it's life, and respond with affection, I would suggest looking into getting a dog. I probably sound a tad bitter about this, and that would be because I've watched too many animals taken in as cute little babies and abandoned when they get older because they don't /stay/ the cute little baby who likes to be held. Primates live a near human lifespan, and they do indeed bond to their human families, even if they get aggressive.. that bond is still there. To abandon a primate, you break that bond, and the primate will never understand. It will only know that it's 'parent' or 'troop' are gone, and it has been put in a strange situation with unfamiliar places and people. It will get upset, and depressed, and potentially neurotic. Most primates I've seen abandoned were given away because the owners couldn't handle the change when the primate reached maturity. So they give it away. It makes me ill to wonder.. if these people took in a primate out of a desire for a 'child', why did they abandon it? Would they do that to a human child if it didn't fit their expectation of what a child should be? Again.. my opinion.

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"They're SO CUTE!"

Yes. They are. They're adorable. They're also mischievious, and cunning. They get into everything, and their curiousity can be destructive. They'll uproot plants, open cupboards, empty contents of everything, pull up carpet or upholstery, tear down drapes, etc. They also have habits that we, as humans, don't find so 'cute', or even socially acceptable. They don't understand the concept of 'socially acceptable'.. and there's precious little you can do about it. They'll break things, they'll go to the bathroom on things, they'll chew on or tear apart objects they shouldn't. Baby primates will latch onto your heartstrings with their affectionate helplessness. As they learn to walk on their own, their toddles about the room and curiousity are amazing, wonderful, adorable. That lasts until things begin to get broken or dirtied. Or until the first time they 'affectionately' pee on your head. Or until they bite.

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"I saw one on TV and it was so neat!"

Most of the primates on TV are young, under 3 or 4 years old, and haven't gotten to the aggressive stage yet. They've also been worked with by professional handlers. If you're thinking of getting a primate so you can train it to do tricks and take it out in public to impress people.. I suggest you call some professional trainers and find out what the regimen is, how long it takes, and what kind of liability insurance you'd need. You must also get a USDA exhibitor's license to bring the animal in public, and you must have liability insurance large enough to cover a suit, should your primate scratch or bite anyone.

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"I've always wanted a monkey!"

Yes, but why do you want one? This is something prospective primate owners should sit down and think about. Do you want a living doll, to dress up and play baby with? They aren't. Do you want something that will do tricks? It probably will.. but not the ones you want it to. Do you want a 'cool' pet to impress your friends? I hope you realize that most primates don't like strangers and will not be cute and cuddly .. and will most likely threaten your friends. Do you want an 'unusual' pet? Do you want something you can hold and play with and care for? I hope you've read about how much work is involved in caring for a primate. If you have one, you can't leave it alone, or it will get depressed and unhappy.

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General care for infant primates.

NOTE: This is by no means the end-all-be-all list of care requirements. This is just a general idea of what kind of care they require.

TIME
Infant primates require 24/7 care. In the wild, their mother would be holding them, caring for them, all the time. If you work at all, outside your home, an infant primate is not a good choice, because you cannot leave it alone for 8 or 9 hours without causing serious fright damage and potential neurosis to your primate. There was a video put out when I was a kid, we had to watch it for sociology, and it detailed this in a frightening way. They had two baby rhesus monkeys. One was kept with a stuffed animal, given attention, talked to constantly, the other was kept in a cage with no toys, fed through a hole in the cage, never saw other primates or people. The sterile monkey started pacing the cage and screaming, rattling the bars, trying to get attention. After a few days, it curled into a ball and rocked back and forth. After a week, it was dead. The video was meant to show that even with food, warmth, and shelter.. companionship matters. To infant primates, it is vital. When you take in an infant, you become it's mother. You are the only security and protection it has. If you leave the primate alone, it will become frightened, agitated, and neurotic. Infant primates should stay with you at all times, including night time. They're not like a human infant in this. You can't put them in a crib in another room and retire to your own for the night. If they wake up, they will be frightened and scream. The infant should be able to open it's eyes and see you at any given time, just like it would it's natural mother.

FEEDING
Infants need to be fed every few hours, the younger they are, the more often they need to be fed. Primilac is now available, a good milk substitute for primates, but Similac and Enfamil have also been used. Often, especially with smaller primates like tamarins and marmosets, vitamins such as A and D3 should be added to the milk to simulate the effects of sunlight. A sunlamp such as a vitalite is not a bad idea, and infants seem to enjoy the warmth. Pureed baby food or cereal may also be tried, although, like human babies, if you spoil them on the fruits, they won't want to eat the vegetables.

CLEANING
Some infants can be diapered, which will make clean up easier, but they will reach a stage in their growth where they will rip off the diaper or not allow it to be put on them. Either way, the infant will need to be kept clean, much like a human baby. The diaper will need to be changed often, their bottoms wiped with a cleaning pad, or depending on the amount of mess, bathed. You must be careful with diapering and be sure to change them often enough, or the infant will develop a nasty rash, and you will have a miserable, itchy, and hurting baby on your hands. Some topical creams like diaper cream or cortizone can help, but it's best to prevent rashes whenever possible. The hands and face of the infant should be cleaned after meals, even if it's a bottle, and formula or baby food should never be allowed to dry in the infant's hair, or you risk infant acne or fur loss. The fingernails should be kept clipped down so food and grime doesn't accumulate. The hair should be groomed often, for in the wild, a mother primate would be on an almost constant search for parasites.

CAGING
IMNSHO: Infant primates should not be put in a cage. In the wild, their mothers would not put them down or leave them alone, and I do not think captive primate infants should be put in a cage or left alone either. Some people have had good experiences using a playpen, or a blanket on the floor with toys, but from what I've noticed, they're right there with the infant, so if it looks over, it can see them.

ENRICHMENT
When a primate is an infant, YOU are it's enrichment. It is up to you to play with the baby, groom it, talk to it, and stimulate it like a mother primate would. As the baby gets a bit older, bright toys can be used to stimulate activity and promote small motor control. Eventually, the primate will want to begin to explore, and the surroundings must be 'baby proofed' so that nothing can harm the infant. Some things to check for: Objects such as ashtrays that may contain small bits a primate could swallow and choke on. Objects sitting on end tables the infant could pull onto itself. Dangling cords that might get wrapped around their neck. Small spaces such as under a couch where an infant could crawl into and get stuck. Electrical outlets small fingers could poke into. Areas a small primate could climb onto and fall off of. Chairs or tables that could get knocked over onto the infant. If you use a baby gate, keep away from 'accordion style' gates, because primates are smart and could concievably open one... and get their arm/leg/neck stuck in the gate. Some enrichment ideas people have given: plastic 'playschool' toys meant for infants/toddlers. Dog or cat toys with bright colours or bells, or the kind 'treats' can be hidden in. Parrot toys meant for heavy use, with mirrors or bells on it. Please note that any toy you put in the baby's room should be well nigh indestructable. Before you give it to an infant, tug on it, pull on it, throw it against a wall.. See if you can break it, because chances are, if you can, so can your baby. Small bits of toy could get swallowed or stuck up a nose, and cause internal bleeding or damage. Make sure bells/mirrors/etc are attached firmly and can't be taken off or chewed off. If a toy shows too many signs of wear, remove it and replace with a new toy. Rotate the types of toys you let the infant play with so they don't get bored. Other things that have been used: empty paper towel rolls. Empty plastic juice jugs. Shoe boxes. 5 gallon plastic buckets with or without the bottom cut off. PVC pipe joints. Wheels for children's wagons. Please also note that primates never grow out of the 'dangerously curious' stage, and toys should be tested for durability/destructive tendancies, before placing them in with a primate. While they are highly intelligent, primates seem to have no common sense as to what will hurt them. They will put almost anything in their mouth or nose to better taste/smell it.

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Baby primates will need to go through a battery of tests and innoculations, either before you take them home, or just after. They should come with a health certificate stating they are free from zoological (transmittable to human) diseases, and a current TB/Herpes test. All innoculations, such as rabies, distemper, etc, should be a killed virus serum, never a live or partially alive virus, or you risk your primate contracting the disease. Also, with new infant primates, you may have those lovely 2am panic vet visits due to a slight fever or diahrrea. My advice would be to start a savings fund and deposit a little bit into it each pay period, on the off chance that your primate ever needs surgery or emergency care. Infant primates are also prone to swallowing objects that could cause blockages, and primates all throughout their lives will put things they shouldn't in their mouths. It's a very good idea to have the cash on hand. Another thing to do.. keep current with YOUR boosters for tetanus. That way, on the off chance that a primate does bite you, you won't need to rush to the hospital for a tetanus shot and risk someone reporting a primate bite to the local authorities. That can be a hassle, even if your paperwork is all in order and the animal is current on their innoculations.

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General care outlines for juvenile primates.

TIME
So you've gotten past the infant stage, where you don't have to carry the infant around with you all the time. Does this mean you can start leaving it alone? No. Or rather, not for long. Primates are social animals, they need almost constant companionship. While it might be ok to leave your juvenile in a cage for an hour while you run to the grocery store, it would still be a better idea to make sure another person is home so that they could talk to the primate, or so the primate could see they weren't alone. It would be a still better idea to have more than one primate so they could keep each other company. If you only have one, you will have to accept the fact that you are it's troop and provide plenty of companionship. If you leave the primate alone too long, it will get frightened and upset, and be prone to be sulky when you do get back. It's also prone to developing neurosis. How can you tell if your primate has developed a neurosis? Head shaking, bar banging, rocking back and forth, self mutilation such as chewing on hands/feet, pulling out hair, constant chewing, staring at nothing for long periods of time. Those are some signs, but neurotic behaviours can take on almost any facet. Primates, when kept singly, cannot be left alone for long periods of time at any stage of their lives. If you work outside your home, a primate is a bad idea because you will be gone for 8 or more hours during the day. Here's a general idea of how a day would go if you had a primate and worked full time: Wake up at 6am to get ready, spend some time with primate, perhaps an hour or a little more. Leave for work at 7:30 to be there by 8. Come home at 5pm, maybe later, depending on commute. Spend time with primate, make dinner, relax til 10 or 11. Maybe 4.5 to 5 hours time with primate. Go to bed in order to wake up in time to go to work. That's /maybe/ 8 hours of time out of a 24 hour day you're spending with the primate. What happens if you have a headache, or perhaps not feel well, or just plain tired after work and want to nap? What about the time it takes to clean up after dinner, the time it takes to scrub down the cage/toys? In the wild, primates have companionship 24 hours a day. If you can't provide at least half that, you are not doing justice to your primate.

FEEDING
Juvenile primates require a varied diet, everything from canned or dry primate foods to raw vegetables, cooked pasta or eggs, and perhaps live insects or fish. One thing to remember when feeding primates: In the wild, they spend hours foraging for food. This helps to keep them active and alert and entertained. Things I've seen used for foraging: thick plastic 'wipe your feet here' carpets.. especially the kind that are green and made to be like fake grass, pvc pipes capped off on both ends with holes drilled in them, the 'tray' part of hanging planters (planter had no plants in it, just plastic balls), 'treat dispensing' toys or even plastic kiddie gumball machines, racquet balls or tennis balls with a slit cut in them and treats hidden inside, fake pineapple or palm trees with the roughed trunk, boxes.. especially wooden 'puzzle' boxes with a compartment inside, 'oatmeal balls' baked with raisins or dried fruit inside. Those are just some ideas. There should be chow available to them as well as fresh water at all times. Primates don't have set eating schedules.

CLEANING
Ah, the most fun part of owning a primate. Those lovely hours spent de-crudding, soaking, scrubbing, disinfecting cages, playrooms, toys. The more primates you have, the longer this takes. Cages and toys should be cleaned off daily, scrubbed and disinfected. Primates are messy. They potty all over, they may smear that all over, they'll definately drop or smear or throw food. That all needs to be cleaned up before it can become a bacteria colony. Also, it stinks. The longer it sits, the nastier the smell. It also gets harder to clean if it dries. Cleaning supplies you will need: A large bucket. Dish soap, preferably the degreasing or antibacterial kinds. Degreaser like Simply Green .. preferably organic or pet-safe. Putty knives. Brillo pads. Rubber gloves, the longer the better. A hose is good, if you can do your cleaning outside, it goes much easier. A good supply of hot water. A face mask is good, keeps you from getting a chemical high. Other things people have used: Metal 'oven' or 'grill' scrubbing brushes, spray on grill cleaner and tinfoil, but this must be rinsed well. Any time you use a chemical on a cage, it is wise to rinse it very well and let it 'air out' for a bit before putting animals back in it. Plan on it taking at least an hour per cage to do a proper job. Toys, platforms, mats, and other objects need to be taken out, soaked, scrubbed, and let to dry, the cage itself needs to be scrubbed and disinfected and let to dry.. at best, you're looking at at least an hour. Again, however, the more primates you have, the longer this will take. I highly recommend volunteering somewhere that has primates, cleaning out the cages, for some time before making the decision whether or not to keep a primate as a pet. Until you actually do it, it's hard to comprehend the amount of work involved. This is just the cleaning of the cage.. not to mention how much time is spent picking up a house after a curious primate has gone through it.

CAGING
Caging for primates should be durable, and up to the USDA standards for size. With primates, however, bigger is better. Larger cages mean more area to run and play and explore. If you can manage to have a separate enclosure outside, even better. They do need sunlight, and they enjoy the change of scenery. One thing that is useful, is if you can have a separate 'entryway' to the cage, so you can go in and lock the door behind you before opening the door to the cage, to prevent gleeful primate escapes. If this is an indoor cage, it's not such a big worry, but if it's outdoors, it's almost a necessity. Cages have been made out of everything from industrial strength chain link fencing to wrought iron horse stable bars. A parrot or macaw cage is generall not big enough for primates, although the larger ones can comfortably house one tamarin or marmoset. (I still wouldn't advise it.. not tall enough.) A general size for a cage would be 6ftX6ftX6ft, and they go up from there.

ENRICHMENT
A proper cage should contain many varied forms of enrichment or toys, things for the primate to do. Ropes or hoses strung from the top or sides of the cages simulate vines, barrels or buckets with the bottoms cut off provide play spaces, as do large wooden boxes. Please be sure to never leave anything outside that rain could collect in. Besides being a breeding ground for mosquitos, stagnant water could make your primate sick. Large rubber balls or smaller plastic ones will be thrown or rolled about. Plastic playschool toys are durable and can be hosed off easily. Mirrors are another fun toy, but should never be made from glass or breakable plastic. Almost anything with a shiny surface can be a mirror, and some medical supply stores carry small to large polished metal mirrors. Ropes with large 'reindeer' bells are also a fun, if noisy, toy. Just make sure the bells are too big for the primate to swallow. The enrichment toys should be changed often so the primate does not become bored. It's very important not to allow a primate to become bored, because if they have nothing else that interests or amuses them, they'll find something to do, either escaping and destroying your house, or picking up 'unsavory' social taboos like masturbating, picking noses, or screaming in various pitches in a plea for attention. Anything used for infant primates would still be a good bet for juvenile/adults. This is the stage where they're most curious, so more 'puzzle' type enrichments would be good.

VET


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