Little Tidbits and facts. Name Ned (Neddie) Flanders
Nick
Old Painty-Can Ned
Voice
Harry Shearer
Jobs
Owner of the Leftorium
Pharmacist
Relatives
Maude
Todd
Rod
Grandma Flanders
Jose Flanders
Lord Thistlewick Flanders
Dislikes
Post Office
Parents
Little Known Facts
Rod and Todd produce "The Flanders Press"
Nachos, Flanders style, is cucumbers with cottage cheese
Has a Flanders Bible
Reads Newsweek
Puts honey on his pancakes
Likes non-fat ice milk
Kids are sent off to bed at 7 P.M.
The family plays "Bombardment of Bible Questions
"The family and him help out the hobos on Tithe Day
Tidbits
Owns a real expensive pair of running shoes (Assasins)
230 channels blocked on his satelite dish, 2 remaining
Member of the Holy Rollers bowling team
Drank a blackberry schnapps over 4000 days ago
Was once an alchoholic
Has old paint cans in his garage (thus the name)
Wore a dress in his Fraternity Days
Has a complete bar in the downstairs of his house
Imports his beer from Holland
Drives a big 'ol Geo
Friends
George Bush
People who despise him
Homer
Reverend Lovejoy
Biography
Ned Flanders is the guy next door that you love to hate. He is always
so cheerful and it always seems to piss me off. It seems as if he was
never anything but perfect but looks are deceiving. When he was little
his parents were Hippies and he was very undiciplined. They sent him
to the "University of Minnesota Spankological Protocol," which involves
being spanked for eight months in a row. Since then he has been the
goody-two-shoes we have all come to know and love. Ned is probably one
of the funniest characters because he gets all the jokes that no one
else could do. I hope he flourishes even more in the episodes to come.