ok, so i'm in my fave hangout-where i'm sure they're getting pretty annoyed of me-and my bud and i are bored... so, we came up with 20 reasons why coffee is better than sex!!! don't mind us, we're just bitter!!!! oh yeah, did i mention we were out for coffee??? like everyday...:) so here it is!! 20-you can GET coffee! 19-its not against the law to have coffee with a member of your immediate family or pet! 18-you don't have to work to keep coffee hot, just get a new cup! 17-it's safe to smoke a cigarette while having coffee! 16-"if you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with coffee! 15-two people of the same sex can have coffee without being called nasty names! 14-your first coffee isn't painful! 13-its ok to yell out other people's names during coffee! 12-the mug won't mind if you get lipstick all over it! 11-you don't have to hurry up and finish having coffee before your parents get home! 10-its morally acceptable to have coffee on the first date! 9-it gets you up better than your partner ever could/can/will/hopes! 8-you don't need a break in between cups! 7-you don't have to feel guilty about having coffee with your best friend's partner! 6-no one gets hurt if you taste a new blend and yell out "eww gross!!!" 5-coffe doesn't smell like fish or taste like chicken! 4-the same mug can be passed around, used up, and never be considered dirty! 3-the last bit of coffee is always sweet, not bitter! 2-the mug won't talk back! 1-you won't get hairs in your mouth from coffee!compiled by lulu and bella, coffee addicts Xtra-ordinaire!
hehehehehe, i hope you enjoyed that!! got anymore?disagree? hey, like i said... just bitch!