The Long Awaited Answers to the One Hundred and One FoxTrot Questions!
by Felix Xavier Jinx (dictated by Peter Wainscott)

Introduction: An intro to answers? C'mon, get on with it! However, along with the regular answer, I've attached Jinx Notation.

1.  Willard. (1, 22, 2)
2. If you look at the back of the card, you'll see the distinctive pattern of Bee Brand Playing Cards. (1, 23)
3. 2:14 in the AM. (2, 234, 2)
4. Ages 6 through adult. (1, 58, 2)
5. The Catcher in the Rye. (2, 10)
6. Par Five. (2, 64)
7. If you have perfect vision, you can see that they drive a Honda Prelude, year to be determined. (2, 59, 1)
8. Pretzels. (4, 11, 1)
9. Radioactive Sugar Nuggets. (5, 29, 3)
10. Mind you, it isn't where Jason first draws him, but on the cover of an existing comic book. (1, 70, 3)
11. The sixteenth floor. (1, 73, 1)
12. They played at Wembley Stadium. (4, 27, 2)
13. Lou. (5, 38, 2)
14. Peter crammed Mike Barnes's nose in for a rude blind joke. (3, 48, 1)
15. Dyna Pops. (4, 216, 3)
16. $10,000. (4, 18, 3)
17. There's a tube of the magic stuff on the dresser in the background. (4, 25)
18. Why, Thomas Edison, of course. Who says comics aren't good for anything? (3, 57, 2)
19. Life. (3, 57, 2)
20. I didn't say anything about size. The Russo Family's in that canoe, including Mom and Dad. (1, 198, 2)
21. May Fourth. (2, 80, 1)
22. Premier. The ad is for Absolute Vodka. (3, 68, 3)
23. He hit the two hundred yard marker. (4, 54, 2)
24. The Real World. (5, 41, 1)
25. Both Peter and Jason have fallen off the roof. 
26. Mr. Martini owns a Terminator wastebasket. (2, 86, 2)
27. Roger. (3, 69, 1)
28. Eighty-two stories tall. (4, 60, 3)
29. (1, 30, 1)
30. Paige's delicious pumpkin pie. (5, 51, 3)
31. His vampire pumpkin. (3, 69, 3)
32. Five. (4, 63, 1)
33. A tiger. (1, 19, 1)
34. When you come back insde, WIPE YOUR FEET! (5, 55)
35. A Xerox 5250. (2, 87, 2)
36. Indecent Proposal. (4, 66, 3)
37. The Iron Fist Award, and the Golden Gallows Award.
38. (5, 67)
39. It fell to the wrath of Paige and a can of soup. (5, 68, 3)
40. Roger, the quinticential computer klutz. (3, 77, 3)
41. The all died of heat stroke. (3, 194 ,3)
42. This one's a two parter. Right before the prom, and Paige went in her place. (2, 90, 3-2, 92, 1)
43. Case-hardened titanium walls with octo-directional gun sights. (3, 83, 2)
44. Himself. (5, 72, 1)
45. Lucky Duff's Lucky Links. (2, 101, 2)
46. Two. One downstairs, and one in Andy and Roger's bedroom. (4, 71, 3)
47. Susie Johnson. (1, 27, 1)
48. Iguanus the Almighty. (5, 75, 2)
49. Why, Felix Xavier Jinx, of course!
50. 1590, ten short of a perfect. (3, 87, 3)
51. "to be just like Roger Fox...". (2, 110, 1)
52. 70 millimeter film. (4, 75, 3)
53. A garter snake. (1, 30, 1)
54. With some gum. (1, 33, 1)
55. Mary Ellen Finklestein. (3, 89, 3)
56. Charles Diggs. (2, 114, 1)
57. Melrose! Voyager! Melrose! Voyager! (5, 77, 1)
58. 25 bucks an hour. Refills extra. (4, 82)
59. $2.95 and 76, 300 bubble gum wrappers. (1, 47)
60. F-117A Stealth Fighter. (3, 91)
61. A tummy rub and a mealworm. (2, 120, 1)
62. Antihistimines. (5, 98, 3)
63. Mister Citrus and Citrusville brands. 
64. Miss Rockbottom. (1, 75, 3)
65. 1-800-555-FANG. (3, 102, 2)
66. Three joints, because it's folded into three sections. (2, 120, 3)
67. I said I think my hay fever is getting worse! (5, 99, 1)
68. Masquerade. (1, 76, 3)
69. Not more than three and a third dollars. (4, 93, 1)
70. Glamour. See the add? (3, 111, 1)
71. Pritchard. (5, 107, 2)
72. Blue. (3, 187, 2)
73. Room 220. (1, 79, 1)
74. Dr. Weber. (4, 95, 1)
75. 50 cents an hour. (3, 138, 3)
76. 5 o'clock. (5, 141)
77. Paige. She's played one game, and won. She's batting 1.000 at the moment. (2, 153, 3)
78. Fifty-three miles an hour. (2, 160)
79. 42 million. (1, 84, 1)
80. Eight hundred. (4, 115)
81. 3.27 trillion light years away. (3, 147, 2)
82. Figure out the math yourself. I'm too tired to do it. (5, 160, 1)
83. Bounce. (2, 162, 1)
84. One half mile. (1, 89)
85. About fifty bucks an hour. (4, 137, 2)
86. Ninety cents, or five cents a hole. (3, 165, 3)
87. Dr. Watson. (2, 164, 1)
88. I'm sure you can read the first two panels fine. The third, she continues " go to the holiday formal together?". I've 20-20 vision, so I can decipher stuff like that. (4, 153, 1)
89. Sludge Man. (5, 174, 2)
90. Chicago. (1, 98)
91. Paige. She purchased a back to school retainer case.
92. Six suction darts. (2, 183, 1)
93. Five bucks a week. (4, 183, 1)
94. Four hundred thirty two pages. (5, 186, 2)
95. John Barry. (1, 114, 1)
96. Squishy and Squashy, the Talking Roadkill Brothers. (3, 222, 1)
97. Five dollars. (2, 205)
98. Delta Theta. (4, 219, 1)
99. Brickstone. (5, 255, 1)
100. Hillsdale, Illinois. (1, 149)
and finally, at 1:12 in the morning, I've almost finished...
101. There's two possible. (1, 206), (5, 115)
There! The first quiz is put to rest! I hope you had as much fun as I did. Watch for number two, very, very soon!