This land may or may not contain partial nudity, bondage, adult themes, wacky stuff, adult anime, smashed up cars, bad websites, barney and funny looking plants.
If you see a warning that says ADULTS ONLY, please heed that warning as we are making them for your own good. I know these warnings seem mundane and repetitive, especially since you see them everywhere you go but they are only aimed at idiots that don't already know that they are doing something they shouldn't. If you use The Hell Homepage to look at something you shouldn't, I hope you're caught and exposed before your peers and givin' 100 lashings with a broken fan belt. And you can ask Melmar, that hurts.
So again proceed with caution because you are being watched. After all the government has satellites that can look in through your curtains and see every one of the words that I have typed appear on your screen so I can not be held liable for anything STUPID that you might do because some goddamb psycotic impulse went off in your head and you decided to kill your nieghborhood because of something you saw here.
However, if this page in any way improves your life, we here at Ellvis Inc. will gladly take full credit for your enlightening experience.
Have a nice day.
And remember, last one out please feed the Alligators.
galaxie@speakeasy.org
seattle, WA
United States