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| INTERNET WIDOWS ASSOCIATION |
| IWA |
Welcome, net widows! Have you lost your man to the discovery of the wonderful world of the internet? Has he been sucked in and can't get out?
Due to the growing demand, we have formed IWA. Now there is help available! You
are no longer alone! There are answers, and solutions, in even the worst case
scenario's!!
Below you will find a list of sign's that would indicate you may be a likely canidate for IWA. Read over them carefully. Assess your man's level of net addiction. Evaluate your situation, then execute the plan best suited for your circumstances.
SIGNS THAT YOU MAY BE A NET WIDOW
Do you feel neglected? Ignored? And often Overlooked? (always, sometime, or only when there is a computer in the room?)
Have you ever thought of ways to blow up the computer? (without doing any jail time?)
When your man comes home from work, does he say "Hi honey, I'm home?" Or "Did I get any e-mail today?"
Does he ever say "Oh Baby" to the computer? If so, does he say it more to the computer or more to you?
Do you have to manually turn his head just to speak to him, when he is on the computer? If so, does he really hear you and answer? Or does he just mumble?
If he was surfing the net, and you were on fire, would he notice you?
Have you been singing that song "You don't bring me flowers anymore?" If you get Virtual Bouquet's in your e-mail on a regular basis, your not doing too badly!
Has food become an interruption? Or an option to him? If so, do you have to do the airplane thing to get him to eat it?
If the computer has a virus, and you have a virus at the same time: Do you get your nightime sniffly-sneezy-ache all over your body medicine before or after the computer gets the disk doctor?
Does he smoke after he turns the computer off?
is on the way!!... Yes, there is life after Plan "C"!!
COMING SOON....The war story page!
Submit your war stories to the e-mail below, they will be published soon!
Before you continue, you need to figure out which Plan you are going to use. Or at least where you are going to start!! After reading the above signs, you need to count how many signs actually apply to your situation. The total score will direct you to the recommend Plan.
Score 1-3 signs = Plan A
Score 4-6 signs = Plan B
Score 7-8 signs = Plan C
Score 8 & up = Go directly to Plan "D"....still in the works!!
Plan "D" is for the man that may have Chronic Internet Addiction Disorder. It's in the work's.
Comments and suggestion's are welcome. I am sure there are some good stories out there!! Write to:
"Disclaimer" IWA will not be held liable for any injuries, domestic dispute's of any kind, or damages to property
(esp. computer equipment!) resulting from this page. We aren't medical Doctors. We are Internet Widow Doctors...(we only presribe suggestions).
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on a regular basis, due to changing internet technology.
IWA's first award! We are so proud to display it here! Thank you!
I would love to hear any stories, great ideas, or suggestions/additions you would like to see on this page!
"Emergency E-mail Inquiries" will be answered ASAP! The "Critcal Care Unit" of IWA is available. Annotate "CCU" on your e-mail.