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Joke:
Phone is ringing....
servant takes phone
" hello!!! "
" Jack, that's you ?!" asks voice.
" that's Jack, sir. " replys Jack recognazing patroon's voice.
" Jack, see what my wife is doing"
" Sir, she have sex with your friend"
"what???!!!! Jack, take my gun and kill them"
there are three reports....
"hello, sir, I've done everything"
"Jack...why three shoots"
"At first I killed your wife, next I missed and your friend jumped out to garden, then i killed him also..."
"Garden? which one?" asks confused voice.
"Your, sir. around castle"
"Jack, I have no garden"
"EXCUSE ME ,SIR, WHERE ARE YOU CALLING?"
Another Joke:
President of furniture factory visited France. when he returned home he told his friends what heppened in France
"One day i'm in cafe. suddenlly enters buitiful women. unfortunately i don't know franch, of course,she does not know my lenguage. I near her and draw bottle of champaign on paper. she is CLEVER women and understand that i want to go to restourant with her... and we go there... in restourant i want to dance. i draw violine. she is CLEVER women and understand that i want to dance... and we dance ..."
"what's then?" ask friends
"when we return to our table she drow a bad... and i can not understand yet, how she learnt that i was a president of furniture factory ...."