Claim to Fame: As the "I didn't do it boy" Arch Enemies: Sideshow Bob and Linda Lavin Had a big crush on: Jessica Lovejoy and Laura Powers (the girl next door). First words: "Aye caramba!" Heros: Krusty the Klown, Radioactive Man, and himself Pet: His faithful companion, Santa's Little Helper Pet Peeves: Homework, Lisa's slumber parties. Biography: Bart wants to have it all and usually gets what he wants, which is sometimes more than he bargained for. Bart's proudest achievements include: going seven months without bathing, actually teaching a hamster to fly an airplane, and preforming "Jingle Bells" with his armpit. As "El Barto" his nom de graffiti, he is commonly regarded as Public Enemy #1. Yet strangely, as Bartman, he is a force for good. Ably assisted by his loyal sidekick Houseboy (Milhouse), Bartman bodly battles bullies, bad guys, and Boston Terriers.