Job title: 

Housewife (but in the eyes of Springfield Elementary that's "not a 
real job because you don't get paid").

Claim to Fame: 

Home-Made Marshmallow Squares 

Hobby: 

Napping, when and if possible

Turn-ons: 

Ringo Starr, Homey in a toga or the Mr. Plow jacket, and candle-lit 
dinners at the Gilded Truffle.

Turn-offs: 

Waxy yellow build-up, people who say yes but mean no, and swearing 
outside of the bedroom.

Did you know? 

She's got web toes ... 

Biography: 

Marge is the mucilage that bonds the Simpson family unit. She is also 
the laundry detergent that keeps them clean, the oven mitt that 
prevents burns, and the high-powered rotary buffer that leaves them 
with a clear protective finish. Along with her hair, Marge has carried 
the dessert-making to new heights. Her 1988 Mt.Rushmore Presidents 
Day tribute was breathtaking, being the largest of free-standing 
gelatin mold in Springfield history.