Hola! BACK from the dead and determined to undermine all forms of reality. BACK from the gutters of Holywood itself, coming to you nearly live and uncensored every night of the week it's...
THE SWANN'S EDGE!!!
BACK from the dead, minus one soul... fine by me.
A cosmetic upgrade only kiddies, so don't wet yer shorts too much...
This page is current as of 09/26/02
TAKE THE NEW POLL!!! SCRAWL YER SILLY SHIT ON GIDEON'S BLURB OF THE DAY!!! CHATROOM ALWAYS OPEN, ALWAYS EMPTY!!! KILL YOURSELF AND LIST ME AS THE CAUSE!!! DOWNLOAD THE SONG OF THE DAY!!! TRY AND FORGET HOW MISERABLE YOUR LIFE TRULY IS WHILE BROWSING OUR NEW AND UPDATED ART GALLERY!!! JOY TO THE BLOG THAT GETS UPDATED JUST ABOUT EVERY DAY!!! HELP ME TURN THE CAPS LOCK OFF BEFORE MY EYES TURN TO ASTROGLIDE IN THE SOCKETS!!! NEW SEX LINX ADDED FOR ALL YOU SICK FUCKS!!! WE GOT A FRIGGIN' QUOTES PAGE NOW!!!
Also, I've gotten a few emails that some of our dumber visitors can't find the latest articles. That's all well and good for those of us that have graduated high school, but for the rest of you sorry sacks of liquid human waste just remember this:
the new shit comes way after the old shit. That's due to the limitations of my web browser. So just scroll down and sometimes click on the link to the next page. I try to make this easy but there's no pleasing some folks...
