Have you seen it? Jim Breuer's hilarious show on MTV. It aired
at 5:30 p.m. and again at 1:00 a.m, during the summer of 1998, during MTV's Beach House in New Jersey. The show was
all Jim Breuer. The set was in front of a little house on the boardwalk. each episode began with Jim telling a funny story, then a guest comedian would come out and do stand up, and the rest of the episode would be a sketch of one of his hilarious characters and a comedy clip. So you missed the premiere and you want to know
what happend? Here's my summary of the first episode of The Jim Breuer Show.
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"Hey that's me Jim Breuer, call me fat I'll kick your ass. But now I'm
doin alright, I'm workin with people like Joe Pesci huh(in his kick
ass Joe Pesci voice) wanna work with me you rat fink. I got people comin
up to me and goin 'hey could you gimme just a little baaaa beehaaa'
So what am I doin here at MTV? Hangin out in the summertime. So lets
go hang out and go nuts huh! For Jimmy Breuer, Come on!"
Jim walks out the song "Jeremy" by Pearl Jam bein very funny.
Jim starts talkin about his first car(big blue van) and how he would drive
around and scream the song"you got another thing comin" by
Judas Priest. He didn't have any speakers in his van so he took
speakers from his house and hooked them up to his van. He talks
about how his car never got damaged. Then he talks about his first
girlfriend and how she went to college and said that she would see
him all the time and never heard from her again. Then he talks about
girls who no one wants to hear from. Then comes Missy, Missy King.
Missy is angry because she couldn't go on The Daily Burn.
Next comes the comiedian Jim Norton. Does his thing, sits down and
talks to Jim. Then Missy is angry cause she wasn't picked for 12
Angry Viewers. Last but not least is "Breuer's Prime Cut", classic
funny moments from MTV. Today's Prime Cut features Jon Stewart(also
appears in Half Baked). The last "Jim Breuer is Missy King". Missy
talks about how she would be perfect for The Real World, then she
says that she gonna go back to being a model. Then sadly the show ends.
The show is actually really shorter(longer?) then I described it. ThE eNd
Show Record-From Day one to whenever
Monday, July 13
ComedianJim Norton
CharacterMissy King
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Tuesday, July 14
ComedianTed Alexandro
CharacterBeach Cop
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Wednesday, July 15
Wali Collins
Henry
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Thursday, July 16
Lenny Marcus
Earl Krempe(Taffy Guy)
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Friday, July 17
Kyle Dunnigan
Jersey Suavee
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Monday, July 20
Joe Matarese
Missy King
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Tuesday, July 21
Jim Florentine
The Sick Show Host
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Wednesday, July 22
Vanessa Hollingshead
Old Man Bill
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Thursday, July 23
John Bush
Future Man
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Friday, not shown
Saturday, July 25 (special time)
The Best of The Jim Breuer Show
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Monday, July 26
At 1:00 a.m. Episode from July 13
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Tuesday, July 27
Special Guest Tracy Morgan(from SNL)
Judah Friedlander
Sal Melino
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July 28, 29, 30 re-runs
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Monday, August 3
Tim Young
Steve, just Steve
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Tuesday, August 4
Robert Kelly
Beach Cop
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Wednesday, August 4
Jeff Ross
Sal Melino