There's this guy named James Cameron
Wants to make a real big thriller
About a sinking ship 
And a cyborg killer.
But don't you know,
He wants to cast Leonardo...
Leonardo DiCaprio
He sucks!
He acts like a eunich homosexual
He gets all the chicks.  He sticks in his dick.
"Oh, Leonardo!"
He gets all the luck
All the cicks he gets to fuck
He's got James Cameron's buck
But oh, I hate Leonardo!
He acts like Brad Pitt!
I'm so sick of his shit!
Why don't you go home to broadway Leonardo.
Leonardo, Leonardo DiCaprio... (repeat for awhile)