Eeep!

(NOTES: This very short, humourous (to me at any rate...I can't stop laughing at it) story was inspired by a phone conversation I had with my kiddo, Rob. I swear, the things we end up talking about...it's scary. At any rate Theoren and Genard belong to Marvel, the eeeps belong to Apple, the story belongs to me. No money, no sue. Thankies.)

Click.

Click click click.

*pause*

Click click.

Click click click click.

Eeep!

"Gah!"

Click click click click click click click click click.

Eeep!

"Oh c'mon you stupid...!"

Click.

Eeep!

"Grrr..."

Click.

Eeep!

*long pause*

Click.

Eeep!

Click click.

Eeep! Eeep!

Click click click.

Eeep! Eeep! Eeep!

Click.

Eeep!

"Son of a---!"

Click click click click.

"Take dat!"

Eeep!

"Aaaargh!"

Click click.

Eeep! Eeep!

Click click click click.

Eeep! Eeep! Eeep! Eeep!

"Oh for cryin' out loud..."

*longer pause, sounds of computer being reset*

"Ha!"

Click.

Eeep!

"STOP EEEPING AT ME! DAMMIT!"

*knock on door*

"Theo...is everythin' okay in dere?"

Click.

Eeep!

"Gah! G dis computer hates me!"

"Why do you say dat?

"B'cause it won' stop Eeeping at me, no matter what I do!"

*pause*

"So why don' you jus' tell it to go Eeep itself?"

*another pause*

"Now why didn' I t'ink of dat...?"

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