The Official Home Page of The Genetically Enhanced Reject Turtles!

Or GERT!

Disclaimer:
NO affiliation whatsoever of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
none.. nada.. zip.. zero

The GERT are © by Halfelf and Shuriken! No copying or anything except with either of our permission, or something cool like that..

Wanna Learn More?

Sign The GERT Guestbook, and tell us how creative or stoopid we are.. but keep the comments clean or we will send Picasso to your house to build a hamster wheel or something else equally stupid, or not... hee hee

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Currently deeply under construction!

Other Pages I've created for the heck of it (and boredom, of course):

The Play featuring an appearance of the GERT!

The Shrine of Webster Hubbell's Lower Lip This page appeared in the August 1997 issue of INTERNET UNDERGROUND, in the Weird Web Section! (page 23)

KattSidhe, FurryMUCK Faery-cat New cool pic of KattSidhe is up (drawn by my FurryMUCK pal: Sparkstealer. Way cool!)

Mystery Science Theater Tribute!

JACKIE CHAN! IT'S BACK! WOO HOO! My Jackie Chan Gallery is back in business! Now with more pics than before..

Gallery of the Gods and Goddesses..

Finding me On ICQ!

More Links for fun

Shuriken's 375 things to do when bored list God he *loves* me for putting this up.. *evil laugh* Of course you realize, I'm being sarcastic, right??

Pictures of me, because YOU, the viewers, asked nicely.

Unfortunately, no nudes..this is a family page!
Pic of me and my honey! Hee hee..

Pic of the author of these pages and her "family".. [altered pic]

ME! Better pic of me, but in black and white.

ME and Jennifer and Jon my two bestest pals. I'm the red-head on the left!

This many people have entered the Temple of the GERT since August 13, 1997


(note the red number at the bottom, it's kind of hard to see..)

Bow down and worship the REAL TURTLES!

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RINGS that the GERT are on...