"I like the 'I'm Just a Molko-be' song. I heard that one time Brian Molko bit the head off a chicken."

"I really admire the way that Halle rules The Rent Boys with an iron fist. Everything she does is art."

"Jen Stoy is my favorite Mormon. I only wish that she could hold her liquor better."

From Robert Lawerence: "My favourite Rent Boy is the one that left before they got famous. She was obviously the real creative genius. I think she left to be a painter and then had a stroke or something. Anyway, she was the best."

From Selena Ulrich: "What am I doing here again? I just saw this monkey and he gave me this little pill and then there was this BIIIG button and are any of you guys my Mum?"