BC:
Wally's Tale of Woe
Date: 3/29/2003
It is
me, Wally.
And I
am here to tell you that even in this era of high tech and laser lips, there
are some distinct disadvantages to having missing toofies.
Recently,
I have gotten into the habit of occasionally hopping up on the living room
table... hoping some food is left there.
Well, imagine my delight to find an Oreo sitting there! Mom does not normally eat Oreos, but I
happen to know she had a coupon and got an entire bag for 50 cents! Anyhow... there was this lone Oreo sitting
there.
So I
started to eat it. I chomped a little
bit of the chocolate off but then I was caught! I was put in my condo (but the door remains open), and Mom went
about her business. Well... she being
incipiently-senile.... she forgot about the Oreo! I, however, did not.
Mom was
giving Oscar his various medical treatments in the kitchen, and she hears me
plop up on the table. Then she hears me
making odd noises and realizes I am eating the Oreo again!
Get
this.. she leaves Oscar, who is getting subQ fluids (has a needle stuck into
him)... and comes running in to take my Oreo away! Sheesh. And because of my
missing toofies, I didn't get very far on it.
So frustrating.
She
runs back to Oscar (whom she had thrown a towel on, not that that guy would
move anyhow-- he is very patient about his treatments), who was fine, and at
the end of his medicating she gives HIM a little piece of Oreo! That was MY Oreo! Or it could have been mine, if I had had all my toofies it would
have been quickly et.
That is
my tale of woe.
;-f
Wally
Re: Wally's Tale of Woe
Date: 3/29/2003
Charlotte
Harper wrote>>
Wally!
Dis issa outwage!<<
It sure
is.
>>
Your slabe not onwy took away your Oreo, but she gabe itto Oscar?
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!<<
It was
so cruel. Is she mocking my
disability? ;-/
>>Hokay,
I'm finkin dat we need a PETIS-SHUN!Hey Balentine! Can we start a petis-shun
for Wally Laser-Lips? It can saysumthin wike dis:We da undersigned (who are friends
ob Wally's) belieb dat Wally Laser-Lipsis being discrimmynated against cos he
has no toofies an furdermore is beinunfairly denied akcess to Oreos (dat outter
chockwate part) onna basis ob hegots no teef an dat dis is gwoss UNFAIRNESS
ONNA PAWT OBBA SLABE! <fump><<
Very
good. And I like the "fump."
>>We
ob RIFRAF hereby demand an innsist dat Wally Laser-Lips, who is a ChawterMember
in Good Standing of RIFRAF, should enjoy da same rites an pribilagesas any
toofied member <<
Do you
think it is toofied? Or would that be
toofified?
>>ob
RIFRAF, i.e. dat finder's is keeper's an dat wuzHIS OREO an his slabe should
fix it so dat he has EQUILL AKCESS to it as anytoofied bunny. (In udder words,
GIB IT BACK, WADY!!!).<<
Yes, I
want my Oreo! Nothing less will do!
>>
NO bunny shuld be discrimmynated against inna matter ob tweats or akcess
thereto onna'countobba dis'bility dat issn't da bunny's fault. EQUILL RITES FER
ALL BUNNIES!!!Whut'cha fink, Balentine? Mebbe you an Clem an Roody can fix uppa
wangwage,<<
Well
that is pretty good language already, but maybe Balentine and the others are
experts in wording things.
>>but
if we could get ebberyone frum RIFRAF to send inna sigynature ob supportfer
Wally to one ob us, we could bundle 'em all up an send dem to Wally'sslabe. Den
his slabe wuld hab to gib into da pressure obba masses an gibWally equill
akcess to Oreos.We cannot awwow dis injustice to exist!Help is comin,
Wally!!!!Frum your friend frum Our WarrenBelinda Bunny <actybist>
Well
thank you! Thank goodness you are an
activist bunny and help is on the way.
I feel so wronged! She insists
Oreos are not good for me.
So why
does Oscar get a piece? Cuz he is stuck
full of holes for medical reasons? Who
even knows if they are valid medical reasons or if she is just being
sadistic... to BOTH of us!
Oh I am
upset.
;'(
Wally
Re: Wally's Tale of Woe
Date: 3/30/2003
From: John Foehr
>>
She should also dip the oreo into some milk to soften it because of your
missing tuffies.<< Yes she
should! She should *assist* me in
eating the Oreo, not snatch it away! >>
You can't be expected to gum an oreo.
How sad!!!!!<< I
know! So near and yet so far... >> I'm also recommending you for the crossed carrot
award with lettuce leaf clusters.<< Wow,
this is an award I don't know about....?
Sounds impressive, and if the carrots are cut small enough, I could eat
them... >>Free
Wally from Oreo Injustice!!!!!! << Yes!
That would make an excellent bumper sticker, you know? Wally Wally's
Tale of Woe Date: 3/30/2003 From:
Michelle Auletta >> Hi
RIFRAF members,I had my persoonul waw cwerk go ova da petishun and she said it was ok. At weast unda NY waw. She
also said, Wally, dat yur swabe has to watch it,because dere is a thwee
stwikes waw in Cawifornia, so dat if she takes awayda Oreo cookie fwom yu
one more time unda dese iwwegal
circumstances, denshe will hafta go to jail. Hope
dis helps.Rudy, Esqhare<< Rudy, Hey, I
didn't know you were an Esqhare! That is very impressive! That is
an excellent point about the 3 strikes law. So if
she ever again snatches an Oreo away from me, she goes to jail? *That* should
show her! She already has the 2
strikes... Thank
you for your legal representation. Wally BC: RIFRAF Online Petition for Wally
Kallan Date: 3/31/2003 From: Rhonda Welch
We the
Bunnies Of RIFRAF will commence to use the public forum of PetBunny to make
a public example of one bunny slave known to us as Carla Kallan. She is
the slave of the well-known Calendar Buns - Wally Kallan & Oscar Kallan. Ms.
Kallan is being accused by all member of RIFRAF of committing bunny abuse. The following atrocities have been committed
against one of our own Charter
Members - "Mr. June.... The King of Summer" - Wally
"LaserLips" Kallan.<< Here
here!! 1) Ms
Kallan disregarded all "Roolz Of RIFRAF" 2) Kept
a bun (Wally) from a highly sought after treat..... even putting the treat
in an accessible place. THEN denying access to said treat. (The OREO Cookie!) 3) Left
said treat unattended and accessible.
Not only once, but TWICE. 4)
Banished Wally to the "Death Trap" (otherwise known as his condo) 5)
Compromised his health and well-being (by denying the treat and banishment
to the death trap) 6)
Showed favoritism amongst her own bunny charges by giving the aforementioned
treat to Oscar Kallan. This is a
blatant disregard of Wally's
feelings and well-being.<< She
trompled all over my feelings, yes.
And, yes, put me back in the Condo of Death (with the Ramp of Doom). >> We
should all come together and voice our opinions online for all to see. We want
Ms. Kallan to serve as a public example of what can and will happen if a
slave does not treat a bun in accordance with the "Roolz OF RIFRAF". Everybun
and hoomin should see the full results of this petition.<< Yes! She has misbehaved terribly. She is lucky
that there is not one of those website online petitions where hundreds of
people sign and then it gets sent to her!
Now that would be appropriate and properly humiliate her. >>Please
sign this petition in support of our fellow RIFRAF Member Wally Kallan.<< Yes.
Sign and send Oreos. >>King
Valentine - Secretary General Of RIFRAF<< Thank
you, King Valentine. Wally Re: BC:
Wally's Tale of Woe Date: 3/31/2003 From: Cindy Scheel
That is
very sad. We think you should have gotten some Oreo and that you worked for it,
that silly little Oscar da Foster didn't deserve the Oreo, you did. Gumming
an Oreo is NOT easy, it is heroic. We
think your mom should have shared. And really, just ONE Oreo out of a whole
bag? Check around. Maybe there
are some lurking somewhere.<< I know,
she should give me a piece, right? I am
sniffing around. Went back up on the
table but only found some curried vegetables.
Even *I* didn't want those. >>PS
we never get anything like that. Mom
made chocolate covered raisins and Chaos
tried to snarf one but she snatched the plate up and stuck it on top of the Box
That Hold Carrots, which is taller than she is. Even Chaos couldn't jump
that high. Sigh.<< Wow,
your Mom MAKES chocolate covered raisins?
How do you do that, anyhow? I
bet they are good (tho, of course, you don't know as you have not even had
one.. sigh.) That is quite sad, too,
you know. <<Ferguson
and the Oreo Deprived Bunch<< I think
this is a bigger problem then first imagined.
There are many, MANY Oreo-deprived rabbits in the world. Such a tragedy. Wally Re:
RIFRAF Online Petition for Wally Kallan Date: 4/1/2003 From: John Foehr
I think
each of us should send Wally several Oreos.
If someone has the address
I'm good for sending a dozen... John
and Tawney (I personally like ginger snaps)<< ME, ME,
ME, ME! Where are my Oreos? I like this plan. I have
had ginger snaps in my time and I like them, too. However, the memory of that snatched- away Oreo haunts me... Wally BC: Frannie and Earl <was> Re:
RIFRAF Online Petition for Wally Kallan Date: 4/1/2003 From: Rhonda Welch
>>Let
us hope that we have no more wayward slaves.
Remember, we are attempting
to make a public example of Wally Kallan's slave. We are doing this in
the hopes it will detur any errant behavoir that another slave may be
considering embarking upon. We must
also remember that any problem being
encountered by any member of RIFRAF is every members problem.<< Here,
here! She *should* be made a public example of. Very
bad slave. <<<Free
Wally From Oreo Injustice>>>
<<<Oreos For Wally>>> <<<Wally, Wally,
Wally>>> Oh this
are wonderful slogans! So
exciting. I can see the pickets now... Wally BC: RIFRAF Online Petition for Wally
Kallan (Update) Date: 4/1/2003 To: petbunny@lsv.uky.edu From: Charlotte Harper
Fanks
to da wegal adbice ob RIFRAF's Atturney Genral, Roody and da wangwage skills
ob RIFRAF's Sekretary Genral, King Balentine, we ob RIFRAF hab a PETITION
onna books onna behalf ob Wally Laser-Lips, our berry own Mr. June, who has
been depribed ob his Oreoes onna-count ob his disabillity ob missing toofies.
In udder werds, he is being discrimmnated against by his swabe an DIS
ISN'T RITE. So far,
dis is who has signed his PETITION: SIGGYNATURES: King
Valentine Welch, Secretary General of RIFRAF Rudy,
Esqhare, Attorney General of RIFRAF Belinda
Harper (General Busybody of RIFRAF) Cwem
Welch Vanessa
Welch - Da Diva Cassidy
Welch Ferguson
and the Oreo Deprived Bunch Bailey
Bunny of Long Island NY Beeee
of SoCal. Dinsdale
Louise Piranha Julius
"Groucho" Piranha Thurgood
Thumper, aka Dorian Gray Bailey
Clayton Bunny John
Foehr and Tawney "I'm sooooo Pretty" Foehr Frannie,
the Starved Bunny Earl
(Corey's husbun) Prince
and Duchess Mickey
& Bailey Sebastien Willow Lizzie Rabbit SA, da
don (Enforcer for RIFRAF) Hawthorn
Harper, CEO Hunny
Harper Poet
Harper Miz
Clover Harper Missy-Bun
Harper BeBe-Bunny!!
Harper<< That is
a very impressive list, Belinda! Oh she
will be quaking in her boots when I show her this. Surely she will give me an Oreo?
Just the chocolate part even? Wally Re:
Reassuring Wally/Belinda <was> Re: BC: RIFRAF Online Petition for Wally
Kal Date: 4/2/2003 From: "Charlotte Harper"
Yes,
Balentine, dis is worring. Whut *is* she doin to Oscar? Frum whut Wally told
us, she is stickin poor Oscar inna butt. Bad enuf when da B-E-T does it, but
dis slabe is bwingin da whole fing HOME? Whut's goin on at dat house? Depribin
bunnies, stickin bunnies inna butt, gibbin medycin, discrimmynashun,
abandonment,...Mebbe we gots to inbade or sumthin. Frum your friend at Our
WarrenBelinda Bunny <actybist>Brian & Charlotte Harper, Phil &
Alanna, & BethBuns: Belinda & Hawthorn, Miz Clover, Missy-Bun,
Bebe-Bunny!! and Poet & me,Hunny<< Belinda, Thanks
for your support. If you invade, I will
be your "inside bun." I will
let you in! Yes she
is acting peculiarly, irrationally, sadistically. Oscar gets stuck with needles every two days, poor guy. Not in the butt, actually, but bad enough. As for
me, I think the petition may be having some effect! All this talk about her being a bad slave, well, I saw her
looking at my pathetic little face and also looking at the Oreo bag, in which a
cookie or two still resides. Can it be
that I will get a taste? I think
this whole subject has revealed that many, many rabbits are Oreo-deprived, to
say nothing of toofie-deprived. It is a
scandal! Wally Re: BC:
Re: RIFRAF Online Petition for Wally Kallan To: PETBUNNY@LSV.UKY.EDU Date: 4/2/2003 "Christina
Kennedy"
King
Valentine - Secretary General Of RIFRAF Commander Webley objects to the harsh
and inconsiderate treatment ofWally.
Miss Nikita, on the other hand, is going through a major shed andobjects
to everything right now (petting, brushing, air, sunlight,Tuesdays, underwater
exploration, meatloaf made with onion, DodgeDarts, CNN, cotton/poly blend
fabrics, newspaper, vacuums, etc.)
Ibelieve it is safe to assume that she objects to the treatment of
poorWally as well.Tina, PR representative of the Kennedy Warren<< No
offense to Ms. Nikita, but she sounds a trifle irritable right now. Thanks
to the Commander for his support, and I think to Ms. Nikita as well... Wally Date: Thu, 3 Apr 2003 12:00:30 -0500 From: Christina Kennedy
Subject:
BC: Wallygate! >
Bud I wike dat "Fight Oreo Injustice". Dat's godda nice ring to it.
It'll >
wook gud onna sign. Mention it to Cwem. He's good wif pickit signs. Also I >
fink we need a few "WALLYGATE" signs. Dis depribin bunnies ob fings
is NOT >
gud. An you discobbered it. Good going!!! Here
issa start, Bewinda! http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~kennedyc/WALLYGATE.gif Iz dat
a gud pickit sign? Yers
trooly, Da
Commander ob da Kennedy Warren In-Bed-did
Reporter ob RIFRAF news From:
Charlotte Harper (view other messages by this author) Date:
Thu, 3 Apr 2003 05:25:43 >>>Are you working to organize an invasion of
the Kallan Household if thatbecomes neccessary.<<<Well, wet's just say
I fought 'bout it.I fink we kin pull off "Shock an Awe" (as in
"Ohmigoodness, who wet in alladees bunnies?" an "Awwwww, aren't
dey cute?") pwetty gud. Wally sed he wuldwet us in, so we don gotta werry
bout da Gates ob Kallan, you know? We goddareporter alweady in bed, so dis is
gud, too. Our teknology wooks preddy gud,too.We godda wotta bunnies who are gud
at grunts an quite a number who are gudat carpet-diggin. Pooties are just
point-an-shoot if fings gets tough an iffings get rilly diffycult, den dere are
a few ob us wif experyence inpeein-onna-B-E-T who can deliber da Muvver ob All
Insults (MOAI) on command.As fer deployment, if we werk alla us togedder, den
we got da Pal Doctrinewerkin fer us an wif four paws per bunny we'll hab plenty
ob feets onnaground when we need 'em. Supplywines don't need to be a bodder,
cos I finkWally can gib us infortymashun onna contents obba Big Cold Box Inna
Kitchin,hay an pellets atta source. We isn't comin for a wong stay, jus a wightninstrike
dat'll be ober berry qickwy. Whut'cha
fink?Frum your friend at Our WarrenBelinda Bunny <Aktybist>Brian &
Charlotte Harper, Phil & Alanna, & BethBuns: Belinda & Hawthorn,
Miz Clover, Missy-Bun, Bebe-Bunny!! and Poet & me,HunnyCats: KayCee and
Cokie-the-Fat-Maine-Coon
Re:
Reassuring Wally/Belinda Date: 4/4/2003 From: Charlotte Harper
We
godda werk on yer reportin skills here. When
your slabe taked away your Oreo, dat wuz NOT "liberatin" it. Dat wuz "depribin"
you ob your rites as da finder. Dis issa biolashun obba Bunny Bill Ob
Rites as waid down by da RIFRAF Nashunal Conbenshun an Kustomary Waw. In
undder werd, if we gedda Oreo back, dat's liberatin it. Da Oreo is bein
wifheld frum YOU, who is it's proper owner. Hokay?<< Oh,
okay. Guess I had that wrong. She
STOLE my property! I have been
violated. I am the victim of a
horrible, detestable crime. >>An
it's not dadda Toofies obba Werld has godda unite, it's datta bunnies obba
werld has godda unite to pwebent discrimmynashun against bunnies dat don't
got toofies. A wotta fings has got toofies an sum ob 'em are not bunny-friendwy,
howebber, dose ob us bunnies dat has gots teef has gotta unite
wiffa bunnies dat don't gots teef in an effort to see dat ebberybunny is
tweated da same.<< Oh,
well put. Yes, toofies in general
uniting might not be a good thing. But
bunnies with disabilities, like no toofies, need help and support (especially
to snag Oreos cuz we cannot eat them very well). >>Bud
I wike dat "Fight Oreo Injustice". Dat's godda nice ring to it. It'll wook
gud onna sign. Mention it to Cwem. He's good wif pickit signs. Also I fink we
need a few "WALLYGATE" signs. Dis depribin bunnies ob fings is NOT gud. An
you discobbered it. Good going!!! << --- I think
it was John the Dentist who came up with "Fight Oreo Injustice!" It is very
catchy. "WallyGate!" is also
succinct and says it all. You
think I will get my Oreo soon, or will an invasion be required? I can show
the in-bed-ed report where the bed is.
And yes, we can open the fridge. I am
detecting slave weakening, as I mentioned. Wally
(deprived, betrayed, bamboozled) BC:
Wallygate! Date: 4/4/2003 From: Christina Kennedy
Here issa
start, Bewinda! http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~kennedyc/WALLYGATE.gif Iz dat
a gud pickit sign? Yers
trooly, Da
Commander ob da Kennedy Warren In-Bed-did
Reporter ob RIFRAF news<< Wow
that is a TERRIFIC picket sign! Quite
impressive! Wally Subj: Re: BC: Wallygate! Date: 4/5/2003 From:
Sarah Yasutake>> Wait a
sec, didn't Oscar get the much-coveted Oreo, while you, TooflessWally, did
not?<< Yes
that is true. At least he got some of
the outside chocolate part. And yes, it
was MY Oreo! >>Is
Oscar nevertheless supporting you in your fearless plight? Will he refuse the
Oreo the next time the slave takes it from your lips and gives it to him? Will
he bear the Wallygate sign proudly, despite his diminutive frame? If so, Oscar
must be a loyal friend.Love,Clover<< Well,
Oscar is supporting me in my plight, but I don't know that he would refuse the
Oreo next time it is snatched away (however, remember that would be THREE
STRIKES for the slave and she would have to go to jail!). Yes, despite his small frame, he would carry
the sign proudly. But don't know if he would reject any proffered Oreo. So
guess he is a friend but maybe not such a loyal friend...? Wally BC:
Wally Snags a Pancake!<was> Re: BC: Phoebe Date: 4/5/2003 From:
JGW>> Don't
you worry, you WILL get an Oreo and your slave>will learn a valuable lesson
in the process. (Don't Mess Wif Da
Bunnies!!)<< Well I
think I may have set back the cause some ;-/ This slave is quite stupid, and
does not realize that I am in a new phase of Wallydom where I FREQUENTLY hop up
on the living room table (which serves as the kitchen table as the kitchen
table is covered in rabbit medical bags and tubs and stuff and is generally the
infirmary). So when she was in a mad dash
to make it out the door and get greens for me before the market closed.... *I*
hopped up and found part of a pancake!
Yup. I ate it. My toofies worked
;-) Pancakes are not common around here-- this is the first one I've seen. The first one I've eaten ;-) >> Can yoo tell us ware da oreo's are
kept? Maybe we can brake in an liberate
them.Frannie<< The
Oreos are in the kitchen cabinet. The
pancake was on the table... in the open.... fair game! Oh Mom
was NOT happy I ate part of a pancake (with apricot preserves on it). She was waiting for me to die. But I have not. She
says I am a terrible two year old. But
actually I think I will be 4 come Fall. The
Endlessly Enterprising, Wally Subj: Re: BC: Wallygate! Attention: Da Don and
Enforcer Date: 4/5/2003 From: "Patricia A. Smith"
From:
Commander Webley, In-Bed-did Reporter ob RIFRAF news>> Dat
dere iss a berry gud pikit sine. It iss
kulurfull and too da point.It will git da swabe's atenshun. If dis dussnt mek hur ree-lint, den,it iss
time to cawl da In-for-sur ub RIFRAF. Dat wood be me, da don,anI stan reddy to
mek hur an offur shee kennot refoose. Yore pal,da don an Enforcer of
RIFRAFSA<< Dear
Mr. Enforcer: It is
me, Wally's Mom. He just
ate a pancake-- or a part of one. So
now why was it exactly you thought I should give him an Oreo? What
are these tiny picket signs doing in my living room? Wally's
Mom Subj: BC: RE: Wally Snags a Pancake!<was> Re:
BC: Phoebe Date: 4/6/2003 BC: RE:
Wally Snags a Pancake!<was> Re: BC: Phoebe From:
Charlotte Harper >> WTG,
Wally! You have stwuck da furst blow in your own defence by snaggin datpancake!
(You know, you must eat rilly gud at your house. I dunno whutta"pancake"
is...) An not onwy did he snag it, but he eated it by HISSELF! WIFda aprykot
preserbs onit.<< Yes, I
gummed that little pancake right up!
;-) >>Hokay,
bunnies ob RIFRAF! Ebberybunny up an at 'em! Get into dose kitchins!Make dis a
DAY OB PWOTEST! Gwab whutebber your slabe is havin an EATIT!!!!!If dey is
habbin a toast, gwab it an run away an eat it! If you find sumfinunattended
onna table, climb up an geddit! Show does slabes dat dey cannotdepribe bunnies
ob food! Be enterpwizin! De darin! GET DA FOOD!!!I smell cinnymon downstairs.
Dey is habbin BAGLES!!!! Wook out ebberybun -I'M ON IT!!!!!!!!!!Frum your
friend at Our WarrenBelinda Bunny <aktybist-onna-misshun><< So did
you get a bagel? Wally To:
Wally's Mom <was> Re: BC: Wallygate! Attention: Da Don and Enforcer From:
Rhonda Welch (view other messages by this author) Date:
Sat, 5 Apr 2003 21:17:51 Hay, Hay, Hay..... Lady!Do not be thinking that a
pancake replaces an oreo! An oreo is an
OREO!!!Kind of like "nanner issa nanner" ok? Besides that, you did not
"give"Wally the pancake. He snagged it from the table just like he tried
to dothe oreo. I'm starting the
think that poor bun has to scavenge for all ofhis food. The fight goes on for the OREO!!!RIFRAF Members - We must
launch an all out investigation on that there Kallan Household immediately!!!
Does this slave feed these bunnies or unwittingly leave food lying about
for them to find and eat if they can???Belinda???? Are you with me????King Valentine - Secretary General Of RIFRAFRhonda, Valentine,
Clementine, Vanessa & Cassidy BC: SA
- The ENFORCER <was> Re: BC: Wallygate! Attention: Da Don and Enforcer From:
Rhonda Welch Date:
Sat, 5 Apr 2003 23:42:30 SA - Dude..... You are the ENFORCER of RIFRAF..... You are
going to have
to be a little tuffer on these issues. If you let a slave get off that easy,we will loose ALL control over them. <shudder> This present
situation isbeing fought because Wally had an Oreo
rudely taken away from him. Notonce,
but Twice! ! TWICE!!!
Only an "Oreo For Wally" will rectify thissituation. We are waiting for Wally's Mom to give him the OREO!!! We don'twant a pancake, we don't want a donut, we don't want aprykot preserves,
wedon't want no other trash food....... ONLY AN OREO WILL
DO!!C'mon Enforcer..... Enforce this issue..... don't
be easy! <thump>King Valentine - Secretary
General Of RIFRAF Subj: Re: BC: RE: Wally Snags a Pancake!<was>
Re: BC: Phoebe Date: 4/6/2003 From:
John Foehr>> Way to
go Wally!!!!!! Next thing you'll want
to go to I-HOP<< That is
really very funny. ;-) Wally Subj: Re: Wally Snags a Pancake!<was> Re: BC:
Phoebe Date: 4/6/2003 From:
Michael Schornstein>> Way to
go Wally. If you cant get the Oreo,
than get whatever you can sinkyour small teethies into.Michael<< Hey,
guess we have to work with what we got.
Small teethie-toofiess are better than no teethie-toofies at all! Wally Subj: To: Wally's Mom <was> Re: BC: Wallygate!
Attention: Da Don and Enforcer Date: 4/6/2003 From:
Rhonda Welch>> Hay,
Hay, Hay..... Lady!Do not be thinking that a pancake replaces an oreo! An oreo is an OREO!!!Kind of like
"nanner issa nanner" ok?
Besides that, you did not "give"Wally the pancake. He snagged it from the table just like he
tried to dothe oreo. << It is
me, Wally, replying. Mom is doing
taxes. And
yes, a pancake is NOT an Oreo-- one would think that is obvious. And I got it ONLY because of my great
initiative (and hopping abilities). >>
We must launch an all out investigation on that there Kallan Household
immediately!!! << It must
be a high cholesterol household. >>Does
this slave feed these bunnies orunwittingly leave food lying about for them to
find and eat if they can?<< She is
pretty unwitting, but I am, indeed fed.
But not enough. And not
Oreos. But I
now think she has *one* earmarked for me. She knows she has to cave. But she
can't write me off on her 1040 Form, unfortunately. Wally BC: SA - The ENFORCER <was>
Re: BC: Wallygate! Attention: Da Don and Enforce Date: 4/6/2003 From:
Patricia A. Smith>> Yore
Majusty,In Ukordance wif yore di-rek-tiff, da swabe hass bin gibben 24 owrs
tokompwy.Yors ree-spek-fo-wy,SA,da donenforcer ub RIFRAF<< This is
Wally. Mom
wants to know if she can have another hour since she lost one with Daylight's
Savings! Also
she says she did not get PB Digest so had to go to eScribe and so was not
informed of same deadline. I think
she is stalling... but I also think an Oreo is in my near future! Wally
(purveyor of junk food) (sending
get well wishes to Little Star) BC: SA
- The ENFORCER <was> Re: BC: Wallygate! Attention: Da Don and Enforc Date: 4/7/2003 From:
Rhonda Welch>> Has his
Mom promised to give him the oreo at an appointed time? Is anybunny monitoring this situation to see
if Wally's Mom complies with the demands set forth by RIFRAF? Please keep us posted.King Valentine -
Secretary General Of RIFRAF<< King
Valentine, It is
me, Wally. She
caved, she caved, she CAVED! I got my
Oreo! At least the outside. Didn't get the white stuff. And she broke it up into little pieces for
me. Wow, it was great! I highly recommend Oreos to one and all. I have
to thank all concerned for their efforts on my behalf. RIFRAF came through for
me in a big way! Believe me, I don't
think I would have got that Oreo after snagging the pancake were it NOT for the
pressure you guys exerted (to say nothing of the picket sign!). Ultimately,
Mom could not argue with the logic that a pancake is NOT an Oreo. And of course I was OWED that Oreo which had
been so cruelly snatched away-- twice! Anyhow,
thank you all so very much for intervening on my behalf, me a poor innocent bun
who is missing toofies. Personally,
I think she feared a home invasion. Thank
you for fighting Oreo Injustice! ;-) A Happy
Wally BC: Da
Commander Reports In! Date: 4/7/2003 From:
Christina Kennedy >> Like a
Rinosserous, I tromped obber dafeeble hoomin resistance, and den I did what I
hadda do.I took care ob da 'Nanner Injustice!
I saw dat da ice cream bowl,still half-full, was balanced on da sofa
arm. I ran obber to it andshoved my
massive Argent head under da edge of da bowl.
I raised myhead quickly and tossed da bowl! Ohh, it was magniffysent, wet metell you! Da bowl fwipped ober in mid-air. Sticky sauces wentebberywhere. Da ice cream landed on da SO's office
chair. Da meltedgooey stuff landed in
da female's jogging shoes. (And dere was a WOTof melted stuff!) Syrup got all obber da carpet, da sofa, da
chairs,da shoe, and da female's clothes as well! And da abused 'nanners-dose wanded in front ob Specialist Nikita,
who took off wif dem underda sofa!Wike a Special Hops commando, I extracted
myself from da stickysituashun wif ease.
I grabbed da remaining 'nanner slice and joinedmy bootiful comrade under
da sofa, where we scarfed down oursugar-slopped fruit until da female stopped
cleaning and figgured out where we had gone.Dis mission wuz carried out in da
name ob RIFRAF, assa act of reprizalaginst Hoomins In Genneral for da injustice
our pal Wally is facing.Until our buddy Wally gets an Oreo, no dessert, no
snack is safe. << Commander
Webley, This
was truly a brilliantly conceived and executed operation! Like a rhinocerous, eh? Trying to picture that... >>
Bunnies ebbery were hab been seen marching in pwotest an' singing da following
song: Da
Bunnies Will Attack! Da Hoomins soon
will crack! Dey better watch dere backs, until Wally gets his cookie
snack!<< It
worked! I got my cookie! You did
good. Wally BC:
Triumphant Wally <was> Re: BC: SA - The ENFORCER Date: 4/8/2003 From:
Rhonda Welch >> Anyway.....
I am SO very happy to see that you did getyour well-deserved OREO!! King
Valentine - Secretary General Of RIFRAF
Soooo, Wally - tell us about this oreo.
Do we need to start a campaign for ALL bunnies to get an OREO snack once
in awhile? Is it worth it? Let us know.<< The
Oreo is a sublime bunny treat. I speak
from the perspective of getting pretty much only the outside, which, in and of
itself, is the nectar of the gods! Not
only is an Oreo round and attractive (much as we bunnies often are), it is
chocolate! It is crunchy but not hard;
it has a lovely scent and texture. It is
cute. Looking
at the ingredients... it is a health food! Okay,
maybe not. But it doesn't have too many long names of ingredients I can't
understand. I'm
sure it is fine for us buns; as fine as a pancake! ;-) I
encourage everybun to try one. Or two. Again,
thanks to all for my, or rather OUR, victory! Wally
(distinctive nose you have, Valentine!) BC: I,
Wally, scale the kitchen table "Because it was there!" Date: 4/27/2003 It is
me, Wally. I
thought you might be interested in my latest exploit. I
scaled the kitchen table! Impressive,
yes? I
hopped up on a chair, then up on the table. My goal: bran and carrot cake muffins were on top. However, they were in a plastic container
that I could not open! And I made
rather a lot of noise kicking things off the table and scrabbling around, so I
was found out. Please
note that, unlike in the Oreo Affair, nothing was snatched from my little
mouth. Still, it is frustrating to come
so near, but yet so far. However,
Mom, fearful of RIFRAF reprisals, likely will give me a little piece of muffin
later on. She doesn't want those
Wallygate and "Oreo Justice!" placards to start up again. I get
around for a short guy with few toofies, don't I? Wally Re: Wut
iz RIFRAF? Date: 4/29/2003 From:
John Foehr>> Rifraf
brought considerable pressure to bear on Wally's slab after Wally had his Oreo
snatched and given away. Rifraf at
its' best.John and Tawney Foehr<< I should
say! RIFRAF
saved me from humiliation and deprivation.
I had tried to eat an Oreo TWICE and each time it was cruelly snatched
away. And Oscar got a piece and I
didn't! It was
horrific. Did you
see the picket sign that Commander Webley <sigh> made? http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~kennedyc/WALLYGATE.gif Totally
inspired! Wally