Our games tend towards the funny and the bizzare. Here are some of the quotes I've managed to find again and post. Note that my players seem to have a lot of 'em hanging around so I really want to bug them some more to get them BACK to me... organized by game, with what we have. You'll notice I've only manage to wrestle the last few games' quotes away from my players.

Episode 1: Sven's Svedish Svpiritual Adventure

<GM> [Sven] "Hi, I'm Sven. I am svtaying with my brother Sven and his father Sven, and his svister's cousin's uncle Ben."

<Skeeve> "OH MY GOD! YOU SVINGED SVEN! I mean--"

<Kawatta> "The check is in the mail..."

Episode 2: Test Angst

<Kawatta> "The check is in the mail..."

Episode 4: Big Fire in Little Tokyo

<GM> "12 points upstaging the GM damage!"
<Skeeve> "That's okay -- I'll just subtract it from my one million hitpoints for being a jerk."

<GM> "Can you average your mind and soul and roll under it on two dice?"
<Skeeve> "Ch. No."

<Doink> "You know how we said our school was normal? We lied."

<Doink> [in the silence after Fire Elementals appeared and kidnapped children] "Welcome to Tokyo."

<Eugene> "Any useful defensive items... like paperclips?"

<Kawatta> "So, Zazu, what can you do with some PVC piping and several gallons of whipped cream?"
<Zazu(NPC)> "Uh.... is this a technical question or one of those ecchi adult things?"

<GM> [after players attacked Tokyo Tower with whipped cream] "All right, you guys... you guys are whipped!!!"

<Dad(NPC)> "Okay, but I want you to write down how you feel every hour."
<Eugene> "All right." [hangs up] "Eight o'clock... pissed at dad..."

<GM> "Yes, you can find it on the web. www.hqofbadguys.com!"

<Eugene> "It's okay. He's Canadian."
<General Public (NPCs)> "OH! Sooouuuu kaaaa....!"

<Mujakiko> "Please excuse us..."
<Decimated Guard> "...You're excused..." [twitch]

<Eugene> "Totally unaware of the fact that all little crying children are actually demons, I'll approach the kid."

<GM> "As you approach, green eyes glow evilly out at you... and then N-kun launches himself at his saviour, sobbing thanks."

<Skeeve> "I'm now leaning on Tenshi for support."
<Tenshi> [moves]
<Skeeve> "Okay, I'm now leaning on the ground for support."

Episode 5: Chibi Artshow of Horrors

<Kawatta> "I'm all over it like wine on rice."

<Ranith> [to Kawatta] "You have a mind stat?"

<GM> "No, you can't. You're busy with your boys."

<GM> "And that means preparations, not... GO AWAY!"

<GM> "Yes, somewhere out in the bushes, your boys are being completely useless to you."

Episode 6: Deep Freeze (GenCon Special)

Note that my normal players were mainly absent, since this was at Gencon and we'd just found out we had two games cancelled and eight hours free. So there aren't anywhere near the normal amount of quotes.

<Skeeve> "Look, Kawatta, a frog! Go get it!"
<Kawatta> "THAT is a TOAD."

Episode 7: Clash of the MRCS

<Skeeve> "I come back with a big gristly thing dripping with 'flavour'. Don't ask what it is, or I'll tell you."

<Ranith> "Skeeve, it's oozing towards me. Please remove it."

<Zazu(NPC)> "Boss, I'm, uh, sorry... but we've been kidnapped."

<GM> "My skirt keeps falling down when--"
<Skeeve (OOC)> "Woohoo! Naked GM!"

<Kawatta> "We've got to get them back... what choice do I have?"
<Skeeve> "Hunt them down and kill them." [pause] "No, the BAD guys!"

<GM> "You survived Skeeve's food, you can deal with Kawatta's B.O."

<Ranith> "So, how will your... er, associate... respond to our retaliation?"
<Skeve> "Associate, my ass!"
<GM> and <Ranith> "Yes, precisely."

<Kawatta> "Omero, what's that in your pants?"

<Kawatta> "Well, what can this person do?"
<Skeeve> "When he laughs, your brain will blow up."

<Skeeve> "C'mon, MRCS HAS to have Internet! And if you say @Home, I will hit you!"
<Kawatta> "Er... worse... Bell High Speed Edition!"

<Kawatta> "...driving through traffic lights as we go!"
<Skeeve> "Good call. I walk."

<GM> "Sure, you're getting access to CSIS files."
<Omero> "Uh, how did you find this?"
<Ranith> "Yahoo! Maps."

<Ranith> "Kawatta, don't your team have homing devices?"
<Kawatta> "Not unless you count the nametags on their underwear!"
<Skeeve> "...back to Yahoo! Maps."

<All (OOC)> "CSIS has a webpage?!"

<Omero (OOC)> "CSIS has only been around since 1982!"
<Kawatta (OOC)> "We musta had something before then. Oh yeah, the RCMP."
<Skeeve (OOC)> "Kinda hard to ninj on a horse..."

<GM> "He doesn't have a chat session in his brain!"
<Kawatta> "Yeah, but I do!"
<GM> [pause] "That's not the point!"

<Ranith> [sarcastic] "So we just go in guns blazing and kill these guys?"
<Skeeve> "Zoicite's MINE!
<Ranith> "Yes, we know."

<Kawatta> "Can I get some schematics of the area?"
<Skeeve> "He basically wants a map."
<All> [unison] "Yahoo! Maps!"

<Skeeve> "Last I heard, Zoicite wasn't a hermaphrodite."
<Ranith> "This something you'd know about, Skeeve?"
<Skeeve> "Unfortunately not. Wait, I meant 'fortunately'..."

<GM> "Zazu shows signs of slappings."
<Ranith (OOC)> "The ones with the nails were Zoicite."

<GM> "Crossed series! Bad girl! No biscuit!"
<Ranith (OOC)> "But I like the biscuit..."

<Mech Team> "Boss! What did you DO to this thing!?"
<Ranith (OOC)> "...And why does it smell lemony fresh?"

Episode 8: Frozen Ambitions

<Nikki> "Yes, I know about Taka-chan's secret drawers."

<Eugene> "They're getting pretty good at running away, aren't they?"
<Kawatta> "We've got the best track team in the city!"

<Tenshi> "Best not to eat things that are government property, Kawatta-kun!"

<Kawatta> [to Skeeve] "Oh, yes. Purple Boy."

<Eugene> [to saleslady] "Yes, Mo--ma'am."

<Eugene> "No, she's WEARING rayon!"

<Eugene> "So you change into different people sometimes?"
<Kawatta> "Really? Do we?"

<Doink> "The speed of an unladen swallow is 4. I don't need units. I'm special."

<Omero> "Uniforms? No problem. Slight variation on panty-raid..."

<GM> "The door reads, 'Bio Eugenics'!"
<Eugene (OOC)> "You bitch."

<Omero> "You see how a 100 foot mecha could be an instant distraction?"
<Skeeve> "You see how a 100 foot mecha could be instantly linked to us?"

<Ranith> "Kawatta 32!"
<Kawatta> "Fzzzzz..."
<Ranith> "It was 32, right?"
<Skeeve> "No, catatonic was 32, ninjing was 23!"
<Kawatta> "I am silent like the shadows..."

<Kawatta> "I piss on the walky-talky!" <GM> "You get attcked -- with your pants down!"

<GM> "She attacks you."
<Omero> "I grab her foot and swing her around?"
<Skeeve> "No, no! She hit you with her breasts! You have to swing her by her breasts!"

Episode 9: Sentai Must Die!

<Doink (OOC)> "Okay... okay..."
<GM> "Has everyone read their notes yet?"
<Doink (OOC)> "Yeah. Can I go home now?"

<GM> "Have you read your note?"
<Ranith (OOC)> "Use your deductive reasoning."
<GM> "I couldn't tell. You sniffed it, then applauded."

<Skeeve (OOC)> "AHAHAHHAHHAH!!!"
<GM> "I love getting that response from players."

<Skeeve (OOC)> "She got a longer note than I did..."
<Doink (OOC)> "But she got hers from her employers. Her notes are always longer."
<Skeeve> "Everyone else just got one from GOD. Or from the GM. One or the other."
<Kawatta> "I kinda got one from myself..."

<GM> "He's got a white handkerchief on a stick in one hand, he's clearly unarmed, and has an umbrella in the other hand to sheild him from the rain."
<Ranith (OOC)> "Is this boxed text, or can I kill him?"
<GM> "This is boxed text."

<Kawatta> "Deathdeathdeathdeathdeathdeathdeath..."
<Skeeve> "Kawatta, do I have to tape your mouth shut today?"
<Kawatta> "Deathdeathdeathdeathdeath... pardon?"
<Skeeve> "Nothing, go back to sleeping."

<GM> "Spatters turn to rain which turns to a thunderstorm so fierce you all have to stay inside for lunch.................That's really fierce."

<Omero> "How are we going to make it through this storm?"
<Skeve> "Take a metal pointy stick, and when lightning comes, point it in the direction lightning last hit. Safest thing to do."
<Kawatta> "Deathdeathdeathdeathdeath"
<Skeeve> "Goes for you too, Kawatta."

<Doink> "When will this let up?"
<Ranith> "It's not going to. Skeeve, mind testing if this storm is magical?"
<Skeeve> "Um... hey, I can do that. Yeah. I'm casting a spell."
<GM> "GIVE ME ALL YOUR D6s!"

<Doink> "Okay, you guys know the ghost in my room? Ran? Well, he was muttering that Death was walking today, and there's only one Death I know..."
<GM> "The actual term he would have used, which doesn't translate too well, is Shinigami."
<Doink> "So not Death like Death and Rebirth, Death like, DEATH Death death?"
<Skeeve> "The guy with the black cloak and scythe."
<Doink> "I'm actually worried about the ghost back home, now..."
<Skeeve> "Why? He's already dead."
<Doink> "So why would a dead person be afraid of Death?"
<Skeeve> "Maybe they're going to have a party. You know, Death's Out? ..... Well, if /I/ were dead and Death was away, I'd break out the booze and celebrate!"
<GM> "Spirits!"

<GM> "Well, students are slowly emptying the halls kinda like, 'WOOHOO! I GET TO GO HOME..... OH SHIT! IT'S RAINING OUT THERE!!'"

<Tenshi> "I'm WET!!!"
<Kawatta> "Well, look what the car dragged in."

<GM> "You can see the temple lights shining warmly through the rain, but most of the normal people are gone, it being heavy pouring rain, and tourism not being at it's best in heavy porning rain... POURING! I MEANT POURING!"
<Skeeve (OOC)> "Bow-chic-awowwow... deep, penetrating lightning..."
<GM> "I see the light. Anyhow..."

<Doink> "Can I stop to talk to Ran again before this?"
<GM> "Yeah, but Ran's going to continue to be huddled in a corner of your room. Going, 'I see live people... all the time...'"

<GM> "Okay, Yuuhi's there too... bent over... a grade 4 kanji book."
<Skeeve (OOC)> "Ohhhh, okay, KANJI BOOK, read, screwing like weasels..."
<GM> "No! Kanji book! If they'd been screwing like weasels, Sentai would have told you to wait a minute, and when you didn't, you would have gotten the shit kicked out of you!"
<Ranith (OOC)> "........and it smells different."

<GM> "Yuuhi looks on with some trepidition as you ALL pile into the room..."
<Ranith> "Okay, at least half of you into the hall."
<Kawatta> "Let's see, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen... KAWATTA! Get out there!"

<GM> "Okay, you can go shake the Big Kahuna if you want. Sentai's angry but still somewhat flattered."

<Doink> "Well, Third is proud that he... she... it... Third..."

<Skeeve> "Everyone is screaming like 'Oh shit, he's dead, he's deeaaaaddd!!!' Only, psionically."

<GM> "Sentai and Reion emerge from the room they'd secluded themselves in..."
<Skeeve (OOC)> "Carrying a rifle!!!"

<GM> "10 Points Stupid Questions damage!"
<Skeeve (OOC)> "Damn it! I'm down to 999 990 Idiot Points!"

<Kawatta> "Where can we find Seraphim?"
<Skeeve> "Oh, come on, we have bigger fish to fry."

<GM> [when all the unconcious people are thrown into a pile] "Oh, the police will have a ball with this."

<Ranith> "Sentai, take him?"
<GM> "...Are you holding Yuuhi out and going (sultry voice) D'you wanna?"

<GM> "You could just put him somewhere with the other unconcious psionics. In a big pile."

<Doink> "The ambulance should be here by now."
<GM> "Yes, it should. It isn't."

<Skeeve (OOC)> "So, can I drain energy points?"
<GM> "Um... Skeeve... DARK KINGDOM..."

<GM> "Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of NPCs?"
<GM> and <Kawatta> "The GM knows..."

[Silence]
<Skeeve> "Spin baby, spin!"
[Silence]

<Omero> "I'm going to check out this arena. Catch up with you later."
<GM> [hysterical laughter]

<Skeeve> "If there's a gate, it should have a signature, like 'Hi! I'm extra planar and I popped up here! Hello major folding of the ether!!'"

<Doink (OOC)> "Can I use my necklace to find where we're going?"
<GM> "Thank you Hitomi, no."

<GM> "I like the fourth wall right where it is. On the ground. With people jumping on it."

<GM> "There's a line of sight through the trees."
<Kawatta> "I peer through the hole in the wall of the temple."
<GM> "OH MY GOD! THere's a CORPSE in there!!"

<GM> [hinting] "You can even smell gunpowder on Third. Possibly because he was clubbed with a rifle."

<Kawatta> "Third, can you tell us what kind of gun did this?"
<Third> "Yes." [says no more]
<All> "..."

<Omero (OOC)> "I'm going to look for a Convenient C.P.A.W. Extra convenient!"

<Omero (OOC)>

"I'm looking for exits."
<GM> "Only one."
<Omero (OOC)> "Not good, but oh well."
<Skeeve (OOC)> "You IDIOT! YOU TOTAL IDIOT! ...I know what he's doing."

<Omero> "Oh, Touma!"
<Tenshi (OOC)> "We're gonna DIE!"
<Skeeve (OOC)> "No, you see how he's alone in an abandoned warehouse, miles and miles away from help? HE's gonna die."

"Have you ever noticed how characters who turn tables always die painfully?"
"Turn TABLES?"
[Skeeve mimes DJing]
"I mock you on the other side of this table."
"16. I turn a ghost."
-Various

<Touma> "I have no awareness of what you are talking."
<Omero> "Oh, are your booses not telling you a lot?"
<Touma> "...are our what?"

<Touma> "Oh, I see. You are Canadian."
<All> [unison] "I! AM! CANADIAN!"
[GM hacks and coughs]
<Doink> "Take twenty points killing GM damage!"

<Omero> "How can I join your organization without knowing what I'd have to do to join?"
<Touma> "Oh, that's easy." [a big ice spear appears in Touma's hands] "It wouldn't hurt a bit."

<Omero> "If I tell you this, I become useless to you."
<Touma> "There are others where you come from."
<Doink (OOC)> "--CANADA!"

<Omero (OOC)> "I'm using my handy-dandy bathook to be pulled to another building."
<GM> "You make it. Take 4 points Gargoyle-in-Groin Damage."

<GM> "You get to the flower shop. It's warm. There's lots of flowers."
"Any white roses?"
<GM> "Yes, there are white roses."
"Any black roses?"
<GM> "Yes, it's a FLOWER shop."
"Any daisies?"
<GM> "YES, THERE ARE DAISIES!!!"

<Skeeve> "How do I get a setup like this?"
<Janus> "You don't have the resources."
<Ranith> "YOU haven't sold your soooouuuul."
<Skeeve> "WHAT soul?"

<Janus> "Do you need any help with the arrangement in the back?"
<Skeeve> "No, I'm fine, thank you."
<Janus> "I can count."
<Skeeve> "I can do my job!"

<Janus> "I want to know how the fuck he got ahold of this gun."
<Skeeve> "You and me both, babe."
<Janus> "WHAT?!"

<Kawatta (OOC)> "There goes THAT module..."

<Omero (OOC)> "Tenshi's checking out my back."
<GM> "It looks like an ordinary schoolgirl."

<Skeeve> [immitating Kawatta's mecha attempting to move silently] "Ninj-boom-crk! Ninj-boom-crk! Ninj-boom-crk!"

<GM> "Where's everyone going in?"
<All> [unison] "ZAMBONI!!"

<Omero (OOC)> "The door creaks open silently, right?"

<Skeeve (OOC)> "We go in!"
<GM> "Okay, one mo. Doo doo doo... where's that section I need with all the monsters?"

<Tenshi (OOC)> "I make it! I can't see my dice but I make it!"
<GM> "You do not."
<Tenshi (OOC)> "Oh, fuck."

<Tenshi> "Spy? Oh, come on, his organization has a five-dollar budget. IN CANADIAN FUNDS!"

<Ranith> "My name is Omero. I am a spy, but in my spare time, my job forces me to be a man-whore."

<GM> "Well, THIS fight just got a lot shorter."

<GM> "I'm melting! I'm meltiiiiiiiiiiii--"
<Skeeve> "Shut UP!"
<GM> "Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiing."
<Tenshi> "P.S. We hate you."

<GM> "Yeah, the ground is very slippery. You might actually think it's an ice rink or something."
<Tenshi (OOC)> "Except for that one watery patch."
<GM> "Oh, we can get a zamboni in here to fix that."

<GM> "Okay, it goes down on the ice and takes two points Shattering its Butt Damage!"

<Omero (OOC)> "Heck, what the hell. I try to hit its breasts."
<GM> "Take 15 points Bitch Slap/Being a Pervert damage! FRESH!"

<Ranith> [ice elemental] "Help! There's a force of fifteen meters per second rolling me to the heat blade! When the friction is--"
<Skeeve> "NO! SHUT UP!"

<GM> "Can we shut up about Tamahome and Miaka in the middle of the fight with ice elementals?!"
<All Girls> "TAMAHOME!"
<All Boys> "MIAKA!"
<GM> "You ALL take 2 points Sappy Damage!!"

<Skeeve (OOC)> "I'm going in through the side door."
<GM> "Please don't do this to me."
<Skeeve (OOC)> "Okay. I'm rejoining the party."

<GM> "You don't know how to skate."
<Skeeve (OOC)> "So I go on one knee -- the classic knee pose!"
<GM> "There's a wall in front of you. CRASH! The Canadian laughs."
<Skeeve (OOC)> "I'm attacking the Canadian next."

<GM> "AND I--"
<All> "AM! CANADIAN!"

<GM> [sputters with laughter] "Whoo boy!" [slashes twice at NPC sheet]

<Ranith (OOC)> [running Third for GM] "How come I don't know how many bullets Third has?"
<GM> "...'cause it's dramatic..."

<GM> "Everybody run, everybody run. The hermaphrodite has got a gun."
<Kawatta (OOC)> "That was so bad I nearly put my eye out."

<GM> "Ten and six have taken damage. Six has no head."

<GM> "You have a second action. Take your second action. You can jump up and down on its groin if you like."

<GM> "It's trying to say 'help'. But it's got no head."

<GM> [re Omero] "He was TRYING to grab her breasts. He missed, he grabbed his own."

<GM> "You get hit unless you defend."
<Doink (OOC)> "I KICK ITS BUTT!"
<GM> "No, you're defending, you're DEFENDING."

<Skeeve> "Son of a WHORE! Can I have a cookie?"

<Skeeve> "Implants!"
<Kawatta> "Frozen silicon?"
<Skeeve> "Nice and firm."

<Skeeve> "I unmagic my skates."
<GM> "You are now wearing non-skates. Also known as boots."

<Omero> "We're on an ice rink. I put my foot on its chest and push."
<GM> and <Skeeve> [unison] "Um, Newton's Third Law..."

<Doink> "I don't know where I am..."

<GM> "I, er... worked it into his initiative."
<Skeeve (OOC)> "That's one fucked up D6."

<Tenshi> "How do I know if it's a guy or a girl?"
<GM> "You could pull its ice... pants... down..."

<GM> [hinting] "By the way, Third's taking 2 points of damage every time it fires, because the gun's right against the bruise on its shoulder."

<GM> "Number five looks around and says, 'I surrender.'"
<Tenshi> "Yeah, right! Kill it kill it KILL IT!"

<Omero> "Keep talking. I'm going to snark up on him."
<Skeeve> "Okay, if you snark up on him, he will SHOOT you."

<GM> "I like the way you do that."
<Ranith (OOC)> "What?"
<GM> "That. The changing gender thing."

<Skeeve (OOC)> "What do we need to protect ourselves from Tom's gun?"
<Doink (OOC)> "A wall?"
<Kawatta (OOC)> "These things punch through tanks."
<Doink (OOC)> "Okay... larger tanks?"
<Skeeve (OOC)> "How about Akio?"
<GM> "Yeah! The bullets would rebound off his manly chest!"

<GM> "It misses Tom." [blinks] "What does THAT mean?!"

<Skeeve> [using an illusion] "The Omero flies back and gets himself impaled on a rafter."

<Omero> [voicing the illusion] "Ouch! Damn it! Ugh! God! Son of an EH!"

<Tom> "So, are you ready to surrender yet?"
<Omero-Illusion> "Are you kidding? It's just a flesh wound!"

<Doink (OOC)> "I take the image of his uncle and send it to Skeeve. Send THAT after him!"
<Tenshi (OOC)> "In a TU-TU!"

<Skeeve (OOC> [having critically failed] "I send the busty redhead out into the corridor. Hey, it looks like his uncle."

<Skeeve (OOC)> "Hey, nobody told me she was naked!!!"

<Skeeve (OOC)> So, what should I do with the busty redhead?"

<GM> "She's going to point her BREASTS at the guy?!"

<Skeeve (OOC)> [to Ranith's player's brother] "You're not a busty redhead. You're busty, but you're not a redhead."

<GM> "Haven't I grabbed my breasts enough times in the last five minutes?"

<Kawatta> "It's about time I got a REAL gun!" [searches his pants] "...where is it? Where's the gun?"

<Skeeve (OOC)> [to Doink] "You don't want to get too independant, or the next game will feature psionics that will blow our heads up from a distance."

<GM> [five hours after starting] "Excuse me while I find my game."

<Ranith (OOC)> "I begin divesting myself of clothing."
<GM> "Tom gets distracted."

<Tenshi (OOC)> "I'm cheering people on."
<Skeeve> "In a thermal cheerleading outfit!"

<Tenshi (OOC)> "Whoohoo! DBZ combat!"
<Skeeve (OOC)> "Three frames!" [mimes]
<GM> "No way! I paid good money for my animation!"

<Tom(NPC)> "I know Kung Fuuuu..."
<All> "For the last time, no, you don't!"
<GM> "Actually, yes, he does."

<GM> "Martial arts is body plus ACV? So that's... 41 points of damage."

<Doink> "Third Third Third Third Third... it's a fair fight, we made a deal."
<Third(NPC)> "Third made no deal."

<GM> "By the way, hitting him is like hitting Jeanice. You've got that clink as your knuckles do not connect."
<Skeeve (OOC)> "And this is where Ranith realizes she's fucked."

<Tenshi> "We beat those guys, it stops raining, right?"
<Kawatta> "Yeah."
<Tenshi> "I like this."

<Kawatta (OOC)> "How long will it take to kill him?"
<GM> "Not long, he has 3 hit points."

<GM> "BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! You get the mirror."

<Doink> "Heheh. Sonic Doink."

<Tenshi> "Are you cute?"
<Eurie(NPC)> "Yeah, I'm like, hot."
<Skeeve> "BREAK THE MIRROR! BREAK THE MIRROR!"

<Omero> "PSST! She's an AIRHEAD!"

<Eurie(NPC)> "And I hated it, 'cause he, like, wanted me to join Secret Blade, and Secret Blade, like, sucks ass..."

<Tenshi (OOC)> "I grab Touma's treasures. Come ON, I'm a typical lesbian!"

<Skeeve> "What kind of idiot do you think I am, Omero or something?"

<Sentai (OOC)> "She's a bitch! And a stalker! She's been stalking me for years!"
<Skeeve> "Okay, let's bring her in."

<Tenshi> [as Omero] "Oh, for the love of Tim Hortons!"

<Kawatta> "Let's go to the flower shop."
<Tenshi> "Yeah, for some 'private time' with Jeanice."

Episode 8 SPECIAL: Coming out of the Closet

<GM> "Using your face, minus five points!"

<Kawatta> "I'm the sane one. No, I'm not!"

<Kawatta> [eating a cat] "This toad tastes like a cat...

<GM> "She's a happy shriney person!"

<GM> "The hairball meows as you cough it up."

<Omero> "Well. This is just grape."

<Kawatta> "I check the refridgerator for Yuuhi..."

<GM> "You hit him in the tie!"

<Skeeve (OOC)> "You can knee him in the crotchal region..."

<Kawatta> "It's a whole gecko-system!"

<Fashion Fairy Osu(NPC)> "I'm a fashion fairy."

Episode 9:The Faculty

<Alexandria(NPC)> "Zonmei left after rumours of a part time job as a stripper."
<Skeeve> "But those are TRUE!"

<Tenshi> "What's a 'Nega'?"
<Eugene> "A unit of measure."

<Eugene> "So, with Skeeve's illusion in place, Omero will look like Doink?"
<Skeve> "At least until 'Doink' unzips her 'skirt' and pulls out her 'dong'."

<Tenshi> "I'm just an insignificant bug to be crushed!"
<Kawatta> "You killed Touma!"
<Tenshi> "Only 'cause you guys destroyed him first!"
<Skeeve> "Oh, sure, NOW we helped."

<Omero> "That's when the shoes hit the fan."
<Skeeve> "...That's shit, Omero."

Episode 10: End Game

<Eugene (OOC)> "You notice his clothing is a bit different now. It's more...aerodynamic."

<Doink> "Do you know how we defeat Seraphim?"
<Skeeve> "Stake through the heart usually works."
<Doink> "Oh yeah--- we're the good guys."

<Skeeve> "Yeah, but I can't drink women's underwear."

<Omero (OOC)> "Too bad there's no snow here - Cosmic Knight Skeeve."
<GM> "Add 'wuz here'."
<Doink (OOC)> [as Skeeve] "AHHH! I just gave away my secret identity!"

<Skeeve> [to Janus] "I'd like a bouquet, daises, a black rose, and an MC-17 Rocket Launcher."

<Janus(NPC)> "Careful though -- that one's got a kick on it."
<Kawatta> "WOOHOO!"

<Eugene> "Do you do tall, dark, and handsome men?"
<Janus> [who, rather, looks like a girl]"Do I look gay?"

<Eugene> "Now I have to toss out another batch of fantasies..."

<Eugene> "Sometime, we'll have to get together and talk about your curse."
(Janus GLARES)
<Eugene> "Maybe it'd help!!!"

<Eugene> "Yeah, but the group home's being used for control base of Earth Destruction right now..."

<Skeeve> [trying a diversion] "I'm with the JPD -- is there an adult we can talk to?"
<Kid (NPC)> "Oh! Yes. Sera-san says you can come right in."
<Skeeve> "...Oh."

<GM> "The door IS unlocked."
<Skeeve (OOC)> "Not for long!"

<GM> "So the death-skull you just rolled isn't a bad thing?"
<Eugene (OOC)> "No, it's a one."

<Eugene (OOC)> "Critical Failure!!!"

<Eugene> "Well... at least... we know what... we're up against..."

<GM> "You feel two familiar magics... two VERY familiar magics, Skeeve..." [laughs like Zoicite] "OHOHOHOHOHOH!!!"
<Skeeve> "Give me the shotgun."

<Eugene> "He's got issues up the wazoo!"

<GM> "He could dodge by rolling a one. I've got five dice. You do the math."

<Kunzite (NPC)> "Once more, Zoicite... TO YOU!"

<Skeeve> "Oh my GOD! It's Robby the Robot!"

(the next few quotes take place during and after the fight with Seraphim, mainly after Skeeve has stepped in front of the blast meant to take out Sumire [and Nikki])

<GM> "Who goes first?"
<Skeeve (OOC)> "Right here! I get a plus ten bonus for being dead!"

<Skeeve (OOC)> "...and I detransform in a sparkle of purple..."
<GM> "And nudity."
<All> "EWWWW!"
<Skeeve (OOC)> "Actually, I'm with you guys on this one."

<GM> "You can retrieve the bodies of the fallen..."
<Skeeve (OOC)> "THE BODY DOES NOT RESPOND!"

<GM> "Shut up! Just shut UP! Or you die next!"

<GM> "You're a pasty goo, dammit!"
<Skeeve (OOC)> "I'm a talkin', thinkin' pasty goo."

<Eugene> "I mean, Canada's a powerful nation..."

<Ranith> "Well, unless he was killed and ressurected..."
<GM> "At which point he wouldn't remember who he was."
<Skeeve> "! ... Hey, Omero..."

<Third(NPC)> "Third would like to say thank you."

<Sumire(NPC)> "Well, then, I'll stay with you. As long as you promise not to do anything inappropriate before we're married."
<Skeeve> "Scout's honour. ...... Married?"

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