"The Abyssal Brady Bunch"

 

Subject:      [Humor (at least, hopefully...)] Brady Bunch in the Abyss
From:         Steven Taylor <stevent@sprynet.com>
Date:         1996/12/04
Message-Id:   <32A58EF6.24F@sprynet.com>
Newsgroups:   rec.games.frp.dnd

In a previous thread, StephenJ brought up the idea that if the Planescape set let 1st level characters and human civilizations on the Outer Planes (in his opinion, subversive to the spirit of AD&D, but that's another discussion), what would be next?  The Brady Bunch in the Abyss?  In a fit of silliness, this popped into my head.  It's spur of the moment, and I have no references with me, so sorry in advance for my pitiful spelling.
 

It's the story of a Sucubbus
Who was bringing up three wicked Alu-fiends.
They used temptation and seduction, like their mother,
For their corrupting schemes.

Here's the story, of four Glabrezu
Who were busy wreaking havok all their own.
Turning massive tracts of Prime Material
Into a killing zone.

Then along came Planescape and the Blood War
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch
Demons no more, now they're called Tanar'ri
And now they plot to eat Baator for lunch

Baator for lunch, Baator for lunch
(The former 9 hells, now Baator) for lunch!
 

Steven Taylor, with apologies to all involved in the serious debate of
Planescape vs. Manual of the Planes...

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