Meet the friends of the creators of this wonderful page!!!

Charlie - I am one of the creators of this page,
smart but not always home.

Aaron - The other creator, he is intelligent 
but untactful, one of those guys who can say 
the wrong thing at the wrong time and make it 
funny!

Nicole - Aaron's girlfriend, Doesn't think she 
is smart, but she really is, fun to be around.

Katie  - Nicole sister, Speaks like Yoda, 
dresses like rambo and if you even mention Harrison 
Ford she gets all hot. (not that we would know!)

Noari - Nicole's dog, She loves running around 
into rose bushes

Chris - Tall, lanky, has glasses. Dorky but a 
real nice guy.

Stephanie - Charlie's Ex-Girlfriend, Plays 
tenor sax in the high school band and enjoys 
being active.

Derek - Some times too smart for his own good

Zack - Going to Isreal for vacation, 
Need I say more?

Jon B. - Computer geek.  Get the picture?

Nick - Lost his licence for 1/2 year after 
his car ran into a truck... the car was not 
running.

Heather - Been kicked out of two private 
schools, for what I can't mention.

John - Grave digger, big guy, real smart, 
has a 1997 Volkswagon Jetta!!!

Brooke - John's girlfriend, she has a Winnie the Pooh 
lunch box...Need we say more?

Gretchen - "Was Moby Dick a movie before the book?"

Matt -Can read 1,000 page fantasy books in 10 minutes. 
Okay maybe that a little of an exageration, but hey 
who's counting?

Gabby - Really thin, fast and very, very gullable!

Jonnie - SCUM! Nicole's Ex, Mean, and real sexual(perverse).
Just lost his licence for a year for doing 49 in a 25
$120.00 fine!!!

Pete - Irate government [history] teacher at 
Edward Little.Has undaunted passion for current events.
Possible C-Span addict! So if you see him in the 
halways DON'T, I repeat DON'T, engage in conversation 
for fear of draing all life away talking about none 
other then the corrupt American government! 

Al  - Racist bigot baskett coach. Not to bright... 
Get the idea?

Summner Erwell - Smokes... Alot!

Mrs. Kellner  - Mother of Chris,...Human? 
You can reach her at...1-900-KELLNER

Mr. Kellner - Poor bastard, who should go 
into show biz as and Emilo Estevez look alike!!!

Rico Swavez - A smooth individual who 
could never catch the attention of Chris Kellner 
although the whole rest of Poland school knew 
who "he" was!

Nicole  - Aarons sister, not the same 
as his girlfriend. Completely lacks the sense
 of humor organ that most normal human being 
have. which brings us to the question... is 
she a human being?

Emily - Hippy in the 90's, smokes drugs 
you name it she does it. not really but who 
gives a damn?

 Zack  - damn this kids is like a
porcupine! A real prick!

...and as always more to come!

Pass    Time    of    Polandites!!!



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