One day the Koopa Kids were at the Lounge. (Wow, what an opening!)

"Let's have a ball-riding contest!" Lemmy suggested.

They were all bored.

"A strength contest!" Roy and Iggy said at the same time.

"Make-up-madness!" Wendy screamed.

"I think we should all write long, boring, tedious, continuous, pointless, Scribbles, speeches, Mysteries, Fun Fictions..." Morton babbled.

"Shut up!" everyone else said.

"Let's eat vegetables!" Larry said.

"NO! I have the idea of us enjoying the pleasurement of the little box that gives us entertainment! Hahoo!" Ludwig protested.

"Umm... Ludwig says we should watch TV!" Lemmy said.

"YEAH!" Everyone agreed. Everyone went to the TV. Ludwig healed the remote. He turned it on. Then they heard: "The Nanny! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh Mr. Poopfield! AHAHAHAHA!"

"Ahhhhhhhh! All the Koopa Kids screamed. Ludwig switched the channel.

"T.P. and You: The documentary on toilets." The screen just showed a toilet bowl for five minutes.

"This is boring," Lemmy said. He took the remote and switched it to the next channel.

"Welcome back to the Home Shopping Channel. I am Bill Gates and I have nothing better to do, so here are some items you can pay me 1.1 billion dollars for."

"Ahhhhhhh!” Everyone screamed. Roy took the remote and switched the channel, but Pokemon was on.

"Pika PikaPikaPikaPikaPikaPikaPikaPikaPikaPikaPikaPikaPikaPikaPikaPikaPikaPika PikaPikaPikaPikaPika PikaPikaPikaPikaPikaPikaPikaPikaPikaPikaPikaPikaPikaPika PikaPikachu!

Jigglypuff! Jigglypuff! Jigglypuff! Jigglypuff! Jigglypuff! Jigglypuff! Jigglypuff! Jigglypuff! Jigglypuff! Jigglypuff! Jigglypuff! Jigglypuff!"

"Ahhhhhh!” Morton, Iggy, and Ludwig couldn't take it and died. So only Wendy, Lemmy, Larry and Roy remained. "Gimme that remote!" Larry yelled. He switched the channel and saw "Sweating with the Oldies”.

"Hi, I'm Bob Dole, and I'll be hosting “Sweating with the Oldies” tonight. By the way, vote for me!"

"No, me!" Al Gore came in.

Then Bill Clinton came in and killed both of them. "I scored with Monica! Nanananapoopoo!" Bill cheered.

Lemmy and Ludwig died. "Larry! You idiot, gimme that!" And for a second time Roy took the remote. He switched the channel and saw the "nerds" show.

Suddenly, Dennis Rodman, Roy (from Lemmy's MB), Mr. Hankie, the guy from the "Dodge" commercials, and Hank Hill came in. "We're NERDS!" they said in a weird and spooky way.

"NOOOOOOO!!!! Must... figh... t... for... san... ity..." Larry and Roy screamed. They went insane and started acting like the governor of Minnesota, who used to be a wrestler. They beat up each other and kept on saying "vote for me... I mean, must kill all residents...", and finally killed eachother.

Only Wendy was left, and she started watching Baywatch. Knowing she wasn't actually pretty, she died in two seconds.

Actually, not yet. Mario became president after Bob Dole and Al Gore died. He killed Bowser, freed the Genie in the bottle, and ruled all of earth and Plit. Then Bill Clinton killed him, saying, "I scored with Monica! Nanananapoopoo!"

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