GROUCHY BOOK<br><br><bR>

I’m gonna sit right down and write a grouchy book<br>
And I am gonna write it just for you<br>
I’m gonna take a lot of letters, and make some yucchy words<br>
And write a story nastier than any tale you’ve ever heard<br><br>

From top to bottom, left to right you’ll look<br>
At sentences too trashy to be true, so<br>
I’m gonna sit right down and write a grouchy book<br>
And I am gonna write it just for you<br><br>

I’m gonna sit write down and write a grouchy story<br>
And I am gonna write it just for you<br>
I’m gonna put the words on pages, with numbers on the top<br>
And once you start to read them, Oscar, you’re not gonna stop<br><br>

From the beginning to the end you won’t ignore me<br>
As I spin a plot that’s rotten through and through<br>
I’m gonna sit right down and write a grouchy story <bR>
And I am gonna write it just for<br>
Write till dawn, cause write I must for<br>
I am gonna write it just for you<br>