412/71. Men in Pink

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Episode credits and cast

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Episode disclaimer

Promo:

WHO WOULD OF THOUGHT RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE--
(Girls dancing.)
Autolycus: That gives me an idea.
COULD BE SUCH A... DRAG?
(Autolycus and Salmoneus in dresses.)
(The Widow Twanky looks shocked.)
(Autolycus, Salmoneus, and Cupcake tied to a pole.)
Autolycus: How do you keep your skirt on?
Salmoneus: Well, I never!
(Gekkus dips Salmoneus, and his wig falls off.)
ON AN ALL NEW HERCULES: THE LEGENDARY JOURNEYS!

RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES--
(Autolycus and Salmoneus run with watermelons on their heads.)
Gekkus: They killed the king.
SALMONEUS AND THE KING OF THIEVES ARE RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE--
Autoylcus: That gives me an idea.
WHAT A DRAG.
(Autolycus and Salmoneus in women's clothing.)
Widow Twanky: Uh...
Autoylcus: I'm Autolyca, and this is my partner, Salmonella.
NOW TO SAVE THEIR HIDES--
(Autolycus and Salmoneus dance in rabbit outfits.)
THEY WILL HAVE TO DANCE FOR THERE LIVES.
Autoylcus: Keep your skirt on.
Salmoneus: Never.
(Gekkus dances with Salmoneus.)
Salmoneus: Ahh.
(Salmoneus dressed as a woman, but without a wig on.)
HERCULES: THE LEGENDARY JOURNEYS!

Credits:

Writers... Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman
Director... Alan J. Levi
Original Air Date... Feb. 2, 1998

Credits:

Hercules... Kevin Sorbo
Widow Twanky... Edith Sidebottom [Michael Hurst]
Autolycus/Autolyca/Farciferous... Bruce Campbell
Salmoneus/Salmonella... Robert Trebor
Cupcake... Lacey Kohl
Gekkus... Peter McCauley
Vendor... Allister Barrbage
Desk Assistant... David Fitchew

Description:

On the run from phony murder charges, Autolycus and Salmoneus change their names to Autolyca and Salmonella and join Widow Twanky's all-female dance troupe.
Fugitives Salmoneus and Autolycus join Widow Twanky's all-girl dance troupe.
Salmoneus and Autolycus pass themselves off as members of an all-female dance troupe led by the widow Twanky after being accused of murdering King Pholus.
When Salmoneus and Autolycus are mistaken for the murderers of King Pholus, they disguise themselves as performers in widow Twanky's all-girl dance troupe.
Salmoneus and Autolycus have their own reasons for joining an all female troupe of dancers, disguising themselves as females.

Disclaimer:

Cupcake's sweet tooth was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, her love life experienced a slight setback.

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