ON AN ALL NEW HERCULES--
Ares: The Legendary Journeys.
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU'RE SEEN IT ALL--
(Clips of the weird moments in Hercules' life.)
Autolycus and Salmoneus; from "Men in Pink:" Howdy do!
YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET!
Eric Gruendemann (to Robert Tapert): Cut! I've got some bad news.
(On screen: "HOLLYWOOD 1998.")
HERCULES TAKES A HIKE.
Robert Tapert: Kevin Sorbo has disappeared.
NOW, HOLLYWOOD NEEDS A NEW HERO.
(A monkey dressed as Hercules and clapping.)
Robert Tapert: Chimpules?!
Paul Robert Coyle: We're saved!
Liz Friedman: Idiot!
Jerry Patrick Brown: This is pointless.
THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS.
(The Renaissance Pictures staff fights each other.)
Kevin Sorbo (to Ares): Have your people call my people. We'll do lunch.
ON AN ALL NEW... HERCULES?
Writers... Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci
Director... Christopher Graves
Original Air Date... Feb. 23, 1998
Kevin Sorbo/Hercules... Kevin Sorbo
Paul Robet Coyle... Michael Hurst
Robert Tapert... Bruce Campbell
Alex Kurtzman... Ted Raimi
Liz Friedman... Hudson Leick
Jerry Patrick Brown/Ares... Kevin Smith
Beth Hymson... Gina Torres
Melissa Blake... Lisa Chappell
David Scott Pollison/Strife... Joel Tobeck
B. S. Hollinsfoffer... Robert Trebor
Roberto Orci... Paul Glover
Johnny Pinko... Charles Mesure
Eric Gruendemann... Willy De Wit
Any resemblance between the Hercules cast and the Renaissance staff is purely intentional.
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