1) In the bathroom 2) On an airplane 3) In my car 4) In my bed during sex 5) In McDonald's resteraunt 6) In the alley behind the McDonald's Resteraunt 7) In my friend's car (I don't want to mention names for fear of my life being in danger) 8) In my friend's underpants 9) Right here in the computer lab 10)At my uncle's house. 11)In my girlfriend's mouth while she was sucking my ass 12)While masturbating the the restroom of the Artic circle resteraunt 13)In a porno theater 14)While I was turning around to get more wood for the fire (that was a mistake) 15)While driving with a friend of mine and mooning the car next to us (I also happened to spray some unpleasant liquid on the window that time) 16)While purchasing some porno movies in an adult video shop 17)In my room while masturbating to the same videos 18)In the dogs face to teach it a lesson 19)During a prededential speech (at which time I also commented "there's what I think of you, Bill") 20)While breaking into my neighbor's house (after which my friend looked at me and said "sh") 21)In a comedy club while everybody was laughing 22)In the bathroom of a baseball game (some children present laughted at me) 23)While the doctor was giving me a rectal examination (I said "Excuse me") 24)While beating my girlfriend (she snickered, so I beat harder) 25)At the zoo 26)During an opera that I took my girlfriend to because I love her 27)While watching the television premier of Moby Dick (at which point i commented "there she blows") 28)In the middle of the final test in my math class 29)In a library during a puppet show 30)At a bus stop, in a homeless man's hand (he asked for some change, so I turned around and farted in his hand, then told him I had a little more and farted again. It was really funny) And that's all I can think of for right now.