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Simpsons Barney: "We want Chilly Willy!" Bart: "Oh Rasberries" Mr. Burns: "May I Help You?!" Homer: "Donuts! Is there anything they can't do?" Homer: "Ooh! There's something you don't see in a toilet everyday!" Homer: "Stupid T.V., be more funny!" Homer: Meow Song Homer: "They're dogs, and they're playing poker...!" Maggie: "This is indeed a disturbing universe!" Ralph: "I bent my wookie!" Song: "You Don't Win Friends with Salad" Troy McClure: Hardcore Nudity |
| Cartoon Sounds | Looney
Toons Bugs Bunny: Little Slice of Heaven Daffy Duck: "Thanks for the sour persimmons!" Marvin the Martian: "Drat these Computers..." Marvin the Martian: "Where's the Kaboom?..." Krazy Guy: "How Do You Do?" Dr. Seuss "I'll stay here not budging, I can and I will..." "I would not eat green eggs and ham...!" Buzz Lightyear The Tick "It's starting to smell a little like Danger...!"
plus: A Tigger Laff |
| Space
Ghost Space Ghost: "What the * is going on?" Space Ghost: "That's my Party Cake!" Zorak: "Look Out, Giant Squid!" Zorak: "Welcome to our nightmare, Alice!" Zorak: Speaking in Tongues, I Zorak: Speaking in Tongues, II Zorak: "Heigh-Ohh!" Zorak: "Freaky" Zorak: "I hate you!" Zorak: "Stop it!" Zorak: "Bite Me!" Zorak: "Oh, I'm Sorry" Zorak: "Shine on, you crazy diamond!" Zorak: "Whip it Good!" Zorak Laugh Space Ghost and Zorak: "Toilet Seat" Space Ghost and Zorak: "Men in White Coats" Space Ghost and Zorak: "Women" |
Monty
Python "We interrupt this program to annoy you..." "There are some who call me...Tim" The Flintstones Fred: Bonk! "Yeouch!" Fred: "Hey Wilma!" Woody Woodpecker
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| All of these WAV files were found in the public domain. I provide them here merely as an editorial courtesy, they are all available elsewhere as well. I will be happy to remove any file upon notice from the owner. |