What do you call a monster with no neck?
The Lost Neck Monster.





How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes.





What is a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Gouliet.





What is a ghost's favorite ride at the amusement park?
The roller ghoster.





Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he wanted a light snack.





Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mail-boo.





Where do ghosts go shopping?
Boo-tiques.





What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

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