Even More Halloween Jokes!
Why are black cats such good singers?
They're very meowsical.
How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?
Witchful thinking.
What's a cold and evil candle called?
The wicked wick of the north.
How do monsters fly from one place to another?
By scare plane.
What does a goblin shop for?
Groos-eries.
Why wasn't the vampire working?
He was on his coffin break.
How can you tell when windows are scared?
They get shudders.
What is a goul's favorite flavor?
Lemon n'Slime.
What do you call serious stones?
Grave Stones.
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