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According to: Blue980156

I'm sooooo addicttteeedd. My friends believe I'm in love with that screen. They e-mail me, so I wont go into withdrawal symptoms when nobody else does.

My eyes have bags under their eyes --- I could travel with them. My face looks drawn, like I'm mourning a death in the family.

My boss does not know that my lunch consists of an hour of cyber snack

Oooooooh, no don't take that key board away, I''ll be good I'll be good!!!!!
Jane from Southern Delights
Enjoyed your net addiction page.. (I can relate!)

You might be catching an addiction if:

someone mentions a flasher and you immediately think of email;

You believe AOL means 'Always On Line' and not American on Line.

You don't tell your neighbors how great the net is ~ they might join and tie up the lines.

You schedule your work days around your flash sessions.

You awake during the night when you hear a noise and immediately go on-line to insure everything is all right.

You fight to impose capital punishment on anyone guilty of stealing another's p.c.

Your children's names are Mi Lycos, Web Dreamer, or My-little Yahoo.

You feel guilty when you have to leave your computer even for short naps so you stay there and use the keyboard for a pillow while you dose;

You don't have a laptop so when traveling you take your cpu, speakers, tower, and all;

You demand more quality time on line ~ thereby foresaking all other activities in life;

You refuse to visit anyone unless they have access to the net;

You no longer remember your phone number, but have memorized more than a dozen www addresses;

You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you send yourself emails to make sure it's working;

You feel betrayed if none of your buddies are on line, so you start chatting with strangers at the same time you're sending a generic email asking your buddies 'Where are you?';

While reading this, you send site address to friends
THEN
You immediately click on 'sign guest book' and jot a note in defense of web/net addiction.
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