"I'm confident that in five minutes we can have you spick and span and back on the street again...in the non-prostitute sense obviously."-Will
"I apoligize for the 'surreal but nice' comment. Disaster..."-Will "Don't worry about it. I thought the apricot and honey bit was the real lowpoint."-Anna
"Probably best not to tell anyone about this."-Anna "Right. No-one. I mean, I'll tell myself sometimes but...don't worry - I won't believe it."-Will
"Hi. I'm sorry about my friend - he's very sensitive."-Anna "No, look, I'm sorry--"-Man at Table "Please, please - let's just leave it there. I'm sure you meant no harm, and I'm sure it was all just friendly banter and I'm sure your d*cks are all the size of peanuts. Enjoy your meal."-Anna
"It feels like how love should be. Floating through a dark blue sky."-Anna "With a goat playing a violin."-Will "Well, yes. Happiness isn't happiness without a violin-playing goat."-Anna
"What do you put on your passport? Profession - Mel Gibson's bottom."-Will "Actually, Mel does his own @sswork."-Anna
"Well, you know - it's just one day. Today's papers all have been thrown away tomorrow."-Will "You really don't get it. This story gets filed. Every time anyone writes anything about me - they'll dig up these photos. Newspapers last forever. I'll regret this forever."-Anna "Right. Fine. I will do the opposite, if it's all right by you - and always be glad you came."-Will
"The truth is...with you, I'm in real danger. It looks like a perfect situation, apart from that foul temper of yours - but my relatively inexperienced heart would, I fear, not recover if I was once again...cast aside, which I would absolutely expect to be. There are too many pictures of you everywhere, too many films. You'd go and I'd be...well, buggered, basically."-Will
"The fame thing isn't really real, you know? Don't forget - I'm also just a girl. Standing in front of a boy. Asking him to love her."-Anna
"James Bond never has to put up with this sort of sh*t."-Max (one of my very favorites, right up with the one right above this one.)
Alright, thats the end of the quotes, hope you liked them, I love the movie if you couldn't tell.