Answering that age old question, "Why Didn't He Call?":

 

 

Guys are born with a fundamental, genetically transmitted mental

condition known to psychologists as: The Fear That If You Get Attached

to a Woman Some Unattached Guy, Somewhere, Will Be Having More Fun

Than You.

 

This is why all married guys assume that all unmarried guys lead lives

of constant excitement involving hot tubs full of naked international

fashion models; whereas in fact for most unmarried guys, the climax of

the typical evening is  watching an advertisement for

hair-in-a-spray-can while eating onion dip straight from the container. 

(This is also true of married guys, although statistically they are far

more likely to be using a spoon.)



So guys are extremely reluctant to make commitments, or even to take any

steps that might lead to commitment.

 

This is why, when a guy goes out on a date with a woman and finds himself

really liking her, he often will demonstrate his affection by avoiding her

for the rest of his life.  Women are puzzled by this, "I don't understand"

they say, "We had such a great time! Why doesn't he call?"

The reason is that the guy, using the linear guy thought process, has

realised that if he takes her out again, he'll probably like her even more,

so he'll take her out again, and eventually they'll fall in love with each

other, and they'll get married, and they'll have children, and then they'll

have grandchildren, and eventually they'll retire and take a trip around

the world, and they'll be walking hand-in-hand on some spectacular beach in

the South Pacific, reminiscing about the lifetime of experiences they've

shared together, and then several naked international fashion models will

walk up and invite him to join them in a hot tub ...... and he won't be

able to do it !!!!