My New Book....A Kiss and Tell All Saga of Love and Mayhem through Time and Space…

I Am The Master….You Will Obey Me! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha….(37 pages later) hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Know this, oh puny humans! I rule! I have the dirt on all the Celebs and can get more Wholesale! I am your darkest dream and your brightest Nightmare…

 

*Just listen to the time I wore Felicity's hotpants into the Gallifrean Senate…

*The time I told Tony Blair to admit he was Gay and just get it over with….

*The time I fought a hand to hand combat with the Rani and (sighs dramatically) Lost (wink! Wink!)

The time I sung the "Let's Bomb Iraq!" song to George W. Bush and he took me Quite Literally…..

The time I gave chase to Joanna Lumley just to find out the REAL DIRT about the Doctor Hoax…(see "The Cursed Curse of Fatal Death")….

These Juicy Titbits, and Many Others, In….

Talkin' bout my Regenerations, or I Am The Master, You Will Obey ME!