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Three men
had a very late night drinking Guinness. They left in the early
morning hours and went home their separate ways.
The next day, they all met for an early pint, and compared notes
about who was drunker the night before.
The first guy claims that he was the drunkest, saying, “I
drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got
through the door, I blew chunks.”
The second guy said, “You think that was drunk? Hell, I got
into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I
don’t even have insurance!”
The third guy proclaimed, “Damn, I was the drunkest by far.
When I got home, I got into a big fight with the wife, knocked
a candle over, and burned the whole house down!”
The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first guy spoke out
again, “Listen, guys, I don’t think you understand...
'Chunks' is my dog !”
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