| The new
Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamed of working since
a young boy. He was trying to impress the Master Chief with his
expertise learned in Sub School. The Master Chief cut him off
quickly and said,
"Listen, 'sir', it's real simple. Add the number of
times we dive to the number of times we surface. Divide that
number by two. If the result doesn't come out even, don't open
the hatch."
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