| Father
Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first Marine he met,
"Do you want to go to heaven?" The Marine said, "I
do Father." The priest said, "Leave this pub right now!"
He then approached a second Marine. "Do you want to
got to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the
Marine's reply. "Then leave this den of Satan!" said
the priest.
Father Murphy then walked up to an old
SgtMaj and asked, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
The SgtMaj replied: "No, I don't Father."
The priest looked him right in the eye and said, "You
mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"
The SgtMaj smiled, "Oh, when I die! Why...yes Father.
Shit, I thought you were getting a working party together to
go right now!"
|
