A major
is walking down the street when he notices a little boy playing
with a pile of crap. The major stops and asks the boy why he is
playing with the pile of crap. The boy replies, Im
making an NCO!.
The major begins laughing when a colonel approaches him
and asks what is so funny. The major points to the boy and starts
laughing hysterically. The colonel then asks the boy what he
is doing, the boy replies, Im making an NCO!
The major and the colonel are now laughing when a general
approaches the two. They point to the boy and the general asks
the boy what is he doing. The boy again replies, Im
making an NCO!
All three officers are laughing when the Sergeant Major
of the Marine Corps approaches and asks what is so funny. All
three officers point to the boy laughing even harder then before
when the Sergeant Major asks the boy what he was doing. Again
the boy replys Im making an NCO!
Now all three officers are laughing hysterically when the
Sergeant Major asks the boy why is he making an NCO. The boy
replies, Because I dont have enough crap to make
an officer!
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