MEMO: To Technical Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed
that the new program began unexpected child processing that took
up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon
was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs
itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization,
where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Pokernight 10.3, Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday
Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can not seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting
to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about
going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but un-install does not work on
this program.
Can you help me, please? Otherwise, I'm screwed.
Thanks
Joe
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Dear Joe Screwed:
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly
due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend
7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES
&ENTERTAINMENT" program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator
to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge
Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating
files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate
Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.
It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program
files from the system once installed. You can not go back to
Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.
Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end
up with more problems than the original system.
Look in your manual under "Warnings - Alimony /Child Support."
I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read
the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs).You
must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that
might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action
will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.In any case avoid
excessive use of the "Esc" key because ultimately you will have
to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will
return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you
take responsibility for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program,
but very high maintenance.
Consider buying additional software to improve the performance
of Wife 1.0. I Recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. Do
not, under any circumstances, install Short Skirt Secretary
3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0, and is
likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck
Tech Support.
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