1. Yippee sleep!  That’s where I’m a pirate!
(Capt. Von Bergen)

2. If he were here, I’d strangle that guy.
(Capt. Von Bergen)

3. It’s Hogan’s Goats.
(Capt. Hill)

4. This is an excellent exercise provided that our next enemy is an independent army of cardboard targets, intent on defending some shitty desert in Southern California.
(Sgt. Craig)

5. If Steel Knight were sex, I’d be a fucking priest.
(Sgt. Craig)

6. You ain’t got to practice to be miserable.
(MGySgt Neal)

7. Phase IV is a humdinger.
(Maj. Chartier)

8. Sweet, sweet liquor  will cure all our problems.
(Capt. Von Bergen)

9. See if its you, if its me, or the dog on the moon.
(Maj. Chartier)

10. The proper technique is to rub, then blow, rub, then blow.
(Capt. Watson)

11. Once Apache rolls, we’ll follow them and get on top of you.
(Maj. Chartier)

12. This Comm sucks big cock, I’ll tell you that.
(Maj. Chartier)

13. Every time I went to the link-up point, I felt like I was having phone sex because I would roll to their platoon push and ask: “Are you a dirty tank?”
(Sgt. Dabney)

14. It was fun, but not a lot of fun.
(Maj. Chartier)

15. Gosh-golly Sir, I’m sorry.  Why don’t you throw a rock at me?
(Maj. Chartier)

16. You think Comm sucks now, I’ll show you bad comm.
(Lt. Lee)

17. Look at these guys, they got a jet engine in a big truck.
(Capt. O’Leary)

18. My orders just came in to be a space shuttle pilot.  I hear they need an FSC to take the moon.
(Capt. Von Bergen)

19. I took a dump; I’m back in the battle.
(Maj. Chartier)

20. Any day above ground is a good day.
(MGySgt Neal)

21. Somebody’s gotta do it; it might as well be me.
(MGySgt Neal)

22. Hot mike!  Hot mike!……..Ah, communists……….It wasn’t me, it wasn’t me.
(Maj. Chartier)

23. NREA, what a bunch of fucking Nazis.
(CO)

24. What happened was LCpl Wilburn put his medal in between my receptacle and my cervix…..
(Maj. Chartier)

25. Maj Chartier:      I have Tippy’s  shaving gear and tooth-brush.
Lt Gregory:               Is there something we should know, Sir!

26. We’re in trouble if we have to sacrifice a virgin to the Comm Gods……well, we do have Lt. Lee. (Sgt Smiley)

27. I swear I hear music.
(Maj. Chartier)

28. XO:  S3, you need some rest
S3:   What I need is for this Op to fucking end.

29. In the Marine Corps we go by the saying KISS:  Keep It Mother-Swingin Stupid Simple.
(MGySgt Neal)

30. My thrill meter for moving tracks has sunk to a new low.
(XO)

31. Bradt, there come a time when every man is equal.  Now is such a time, and I request, humbly request, a shovel and some toilet paper…….Now the 3 will go and produce one of his famous Op-Orders. (Maj. Chartier)

32. If I took this handset, shoved it up my ass, and farted, I would communicate more effectively and succinctly than somebody communicating on this net.
(Maj. Chartier)

33. Looks like I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.
(Capt. Hill)

34. All we would have needed to do was throw in a Regimental Commander, and we would have achieved critical mass.  (Maj. Chartier)

35. At my age, sex is a chore……..I can see a good looking woman, and everyone else gets excited, but it just looks like work to me.
(MGySgt Neal)

36. I use to be a rock-star, but I gave it all up for this.
(Capt. Von Bergen)

37. Enjoy, it will be a MOPP IV kind of morning.
(Maj. Chartier)

38. Thank you for working through this knotted fallopian tube.
(Maj. Chartier)

39. If that’s what you call the King of Battle, we must be the Gods of War.
(Lt. Bodisch)