is an adult-oriented site, but only insofar as it is sophisticated and worldly and mature and professional and intelligent. But not in the smutty way at all. We wish to make it clear that it is absolutely not our policy to publish pornography or horrible pictures of people who have been dismembered, whether accidentally or as the result of criminal activity. We do not in any manner promote the showcasing of photographs of persons with rare and terrible skin diseases. Or those who have been injured or otherwise disfigured in ways that are really far too grotesque to describe in greater detail here, on this not-in-the-least-bit-smutty website. We firmly refuse to allow our servers to make available on the World Wide Web, in front of everybody and his uncle, images of utterly naked people performing unseemly actions upon one another, whether manually or with the aid of household implements commonly found in the w.c., pantry, or cellar; or of human beings wearing absolutely no clothing whatsoever as they engage in reproductive or recreational behavior more suited to the privacy of their own bedchambers, where no recording equipment should be present that would possibly be used for such prurient purposes, anyway. We absolutely and unequivocably refuse to display visual representations of unclothed human bodies in any state of violence, disease, or arousal – real or faked – on this stimulating (intellectually, that is, but not in that other way) website, regardless of whether those bodies are male or female, attractive or unattractive, alone or together with other nude bodies.