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this is thomas king and his goddess gwen stewart. you may know him as tekay. or tekay king. or tekay girl king. or even tekay girl king baby. and even more disturbing: tekay girl king baby spice chicken and waffles. this is from his friend tonya. it made me laugh (shrugh). if you happen to be on the best rent list(ha ha)then you would know him as mamanilla. or now massanilla- yeah he FINALLY got his degree. i started this page because whenever i'm around tekay- i've even heard him called tommy but don't tell- i usually end up wishing i had a pen and paper around. the boy is friggin' hilarious. tekay and i have taken a few, i use the word few very lightly, road trips and these always result in a long list of quotes. with this page i'm trying to archive a lot of the "tekayisms" i hope you enjoy and please PLEASEdrop me some email, i'm sorry was i begging for mail? but do please write if you have/think something should definitely be added. or if you want you can email tekay himself and tell him how nutty you think he is.


AMUSING TEKAY QUOTES ABOUT PEOPLE (to protect those insulted, everyone is now known as "she"):


RANDOM FUNNIES
HUMOROUS EXCHANGES:

person: tekay, what are you doing up there?!
tekay: oh my god why do you need to know!?

person: i thought you were going to wash, you can't with painted nails.
tekay: no but i CAN shit, so that's what i'm going to do.


TeKay's Names (FOR HIMSELF AND OTHERS):

basically anything nasty :)


tekaycrack[tm]

the low down on tekay is, yes, he ~is~ a crack addict. he has tried to push it on me. i was so happy when sally chou finally called attention to this problem.

and he indulges in this activity frequently.

i'm sure many of you aren't suprised.

so please help him. please.

how long can we let this go on?!

thank you for any help you'd be willing to give. send all donations to me. you know where to find me.

and in reference to tekaycrack[tm], all i have to say is: red beans, rice, curry, vodka, and his favorite: spaghetti.


eris, stokes, and tekay. w00.

so this is me and stokes and tekay. duh. we met him sometime in november. despite the fact i can't remember the date it was quite a memorable event. we're standing at the corner of broadway and 42nd, i think, and we just came from seeing THE LIFE, a good musical in it's own right, and we're going to meet everyone at the neder (don't you just love suspense), and i'm looking off into the distance and tekay says: "mr. mitchell?" and i'm like "cartman, what the hell are you talking about?!" and lo and behold mr. brian stokes mitchell is standing there. well to make a long story short- TOO LATE!- we got the picture. which by the way, tekay king was only going to allow me to photograph but stokes, whatta nice man, asked his friend to take the picture with the three of us..thus the 'stokes is a hottie corner' was created.



all of you wanted to read about tekay. i'm sure he's lovin' all the attention. dammit.

THE INFAMOUS SO-LA PICTURE

an afterword about the answerman[tm]

well, i've grown weary from writing about tekay for hours. no offense, dear. the answerman[tm] is a nickname i gave him because for awhile now if i pose a question, and they're usually hypothetical, tekay tries his damnest to come up with a feasible-or not so-explanation. tis annoying, but he is tekay. like brandy, oh check out her site , said "it's tekay, you can't stay mad at him for long". and she's right, although BELIEVE ME i have, but that's just my own temperment. anyhodown, tekay is a great person to know and love. he's just himself which is an admirable quality in anyone. so tekay- keep your head up and do it "because you can". MWAH! :P -eris