MAMANILLA -raw.
this is thomas king and his goddess gwen stewart. you may know him as tekay.
or tekay king. or tekay girl king. or even tekay girl king baby. and even
more disturbing: tekay girl king baby spice chicken and waffles. this is from his friend tonya.
it made me laugh (shrugh). if you happen to be on the best rent list(ha ha)then you would know him as mamanilla.
or now massanilla- yeah he FINALLY got his degree. i started this page because whenever i'm around tekay- i've even heard him called
tommy but don't tell- i usually end up wishing i had a pen and paper around.
the boy is friggin' hilarious. tekay and i have taken a few, i use the word few
very lightly, road trips and these always result in a long list of quotes. with this
page i'm trying to archive a lot of the "tekayisms" i hope you enjoy and please
PLEASEdrop me some email, i'm sorry was i begging for mail?
but do please write if you have/think something should definitely be added.
or if you want you can email tekay himself and tell
him how nutty you think he is.
AMUSING TEKAY QUOTES ABOUT PEOPLE (to protect those insulted, everyone is now known as "she"):
- ugh! i wish i could just burn her!
- well you know she's not that bright.
- i just want to go up to her and tell her to stop eating!
RANDOM FUNNIES
- well- micalickahi micaheinyho to you too!
(apparently all the foreigners in nyc were just too much for tekay to handle)
- i would make it good! ya know, i almost made nimnod pass out.
- there's a reason my throat's not sore.
(believe me- you don't want to know.)
- i don't talk about people!
(right.)
- why am i the witness?!
(poor thing- witnessed a murder.)
- we'll call it- fun with cloth.
(d'oh!)
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well, her breasts hang to her navel.
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YES! yellow woman.
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cause you know what?- i really don't care.
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i'm sorry..he is a HOOK. ER.
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bitch went
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there's always a party in my pants.
(ah- my introduction to the humor of tekay)
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i need more porn in my life
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why are there fat asses in my face?!
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i'm going to brush my teeth, read my porn, and go to bed.
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wow.
(the ever popular peanut gallery exclamation)
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the new and improved wow: WIGGA WIGGA WOW!
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and now the just added: WIGGA WACCA WOW!
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i have nothing else to say 'cause your all peaches and sunshine
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well...she's kinda stupid.
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it's official- i hate her.
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wow. you just changed the entire taste in my mouth.
HUMOROUS EXCHANGES:
person: tekay, what are you doing up there?!
tekay: oh my god why do you need to know!?
person: i thought you were going to wash, you can't with painted nails.
tekay: no but i CAN shit, so that's what i'm going to do.
TeKay's Names
(FOR HIMSELF AND OTHERS):
- nilla,
- mamanilla
- mamaenigma,
- massanilla,
- bitchrella,
- ghettwanika,
- vaginika,
- lesbineesha,
- the ever popular: crackwhore,
- clitoria,
- cliteris(he just had to stick me in there),
- la quifftah,
- cujo,
- bohe, stands for bastardization of human existence. watch out!,
basically anything nasty :)
tekaycrack[tm]
the low down on tekay is, yes, he ~is~ a crack addict.
he has tried to push it on me.
i was so happy when sally chou finally called attention to this problem.
and he indulges in this activity frequently.
i'm sure many of you aren't suprised.
so please help him. please.
how long can we let this go on?!
thank you for any help you'd be willing to give.
send all donations to me. you know where to find me.
and in reference to tekaycrack[tm], all i have to say is:
red beans, rice, curry, vodka, and his favorite: spaghetti.
eris, stokes, and tekay. w00.
so this is me and stokes and tekay. duh. we met him sometime in november.
despite the fact i can't remember the date it was quite a memorable
event. we're standing at the corner of broadway and 42nd, i think, and
we just came from seeing THE LIFE, a good musical in it's own right, and
we're going to meet everyone at the neder (don't you just love suspense),
and i'm looking off into the distance and tekay says: "mr. mitchell?"
and i'm like "cartman, what the hell are you talking about?!" and lo and
behold mr. brian stokes mitchell is standing there. well to make a long
story short- TOO LATE!- we got the picture. which by the way, tekay king
was only going to allow me to photograph but stokes, whatta nice man, asked
his friend to take the picture with the three of us..thus the 'stokes is a
hottie corner' was created.
all of you wanted to read about tekay. i'm sure he's lovin' all the attention. dammit.
THE INFAMOUS SO-LA PICTURE
an afterword about the answerman[tm]
well, i've grown weary from writing about tekay for hours. no offense, dear.
the answerman[tm] is a nickname i gave him because for awhile now if i
pose a question, and they're usually hypothetical, tekay tries his
damnest to come up with a feasible-or not so-explanation. tis annoying,
but he is tekay. like brandy, oh check out
her site , said "it's tekay, you can't stay mad at him for long".
and she's right, although BELIEVE ME i have, but that's just my own
temperment. anyhodown, tekay is a great person to know and love. he's just
himself which is an admirable quality in anyone. so tekay- keep your head
up and do it "because you can".
MWAH!
:P
-eris